You Work Harder Than an Ugly Stripper | Funny Candle
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Because basic candles are a crime.
This one’s for the overworked, the underpaid, and the chronically unappreciated. You work harder than an ugly stripper, and it’s time someone finally said it. Whether you’re a mom, a boss, or a professional burnout survivor—this candle gets it.
Hand-poured locally in the heart of Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy wax candle is made with high-quality essential oils and zero toxins—just good vibes, sarcasm, and self-respect. Light it when you’re running on caffeine, chaos, or pure delusion.
The Details:
• Size: 12oz | Burn Time: 60+ hours
• Natural Soy Wax for a long, clean burn
• High-Quality Essential Oil Fragrance for rich, lasting scent
• Non-toxic & Cruelty-Free because you deserve better
• Hand-poured locally in Los Angeles, California
Perfect For:
• Moms, students, and small business owners who do it all
• Burnout besties and overachievers with dark humor
• Coworker gifts that hit a little too close to home
• Pairing with your favorite UntamedEgo mug or meltdown
Pick Your Vibe:
Autumn Apple + Amber
It's a lazy summer afternoon under an apple tree, the scent of ripe fruit filling the air. Warm cinnamon and nutmeg add just the right spice, making this a fresh yet cozy classic.
Scent Notes: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Nutmeg, Apple, Clove, Vanilla
Vanilla + Clove + Nutmeg
It's like your favorite oversized sweater, but make it smell incredible. It is a little spicy and sweet and just the right amount of warm vanilla to keep things interesting.
Scent Notes: Allspice, Clove, Nutmeg, Tea Rose, Coconut, Vanilla, White Musk
Clean Cotton
Scent Notes: Ozonic, Orange, Lemon, Marine, Lily, Ylang, Tuberose, Rose, Touch Lavender, White Wood, Vanilla
Citrus + Coconut
It's a tropical getaway in candle form. Bright citrus, juicy mango, and creamy coconut transport you straight to a sun-drenched beach. No plane ticket is required.
Scent Notes: Orange, Melon, Mango, Coconut, Jasmine, Amber, Sandalwood
Seaside + Roses
Wild roses meet salty ocean air in this fresh, floral, and dreamy scent. It’s like standing on the shore at golden hour, watching the waves roll in.
Scent Notes: Bergamot, Pink Apple, Sea Rose, Beach Lavender, Cedarwood, Vanilla Bean
Bergamot + Berries + Spice
A bold, fiery mix of red pepper, juicy berries, and delicate rose petals. Spicy, sweet, and just the right amount of sultry. It's like your favorite red lipstick but in candle form.
Scent Notes: Bergamot, Cassis Buds, Red Cayenne, Jasmine, Strawberry, Raspberry
White Sage + Lavender
Fresh lavender fields, warm herbal sage, and a hint of cedarwood bring instant calm. Light this up, take a deep breath, and let the stress melt away.
Scent Notes: Lavender, Chamomile, Sage, Rosemary, Sandalwood, Cedarwood
Amber + Dark Musk
Mysterious, smoky, and completely intoxicating. Amber, dark musk, and a touch of sea salt create a scent that lingers long after the candle burns out.
Scent Notes: Citrus, Sea Salt, Plum, Cardamom, Amber, Dark Musk
ORANGE + COCONUT + MUSK
Orange coconut musk opens with juicy orange, melon, and green notes, awakening the senses with vibrant freshness. A heart of mango, coconut, and jasmine brings a tropical, indulgent touch, while amber, musk, and sandalwood add warmth and depth. This fragrance radiates energy and sophistication, ideal for lovers of zesty, tropical, and warm blends.
Top: Orange, Melon, Green
Middle: Mango, Coconut, Jasmine
Base: Amber, Musk, Sandalwood
SEA SALT + ORCHID
You are lying on the beach. Waves crash in the background while the soft, warm breeze brushes against your skin. White curtains dance in the wind. The experience is serene. You smell flowers and a restorative summer freshness, not unlike a wellness temple. “Sea Salt & Orchid” is an elegant blend of floral notes and salty highlights. Soothing hints of jasmine and lily of the valley come to life alongside classic aromas of wood and tonka bean.
Top: Sea Salt, Ozone
Middle: Jasmine, Lily of the Valley, Green Leaves
Base: Wood, Tonka Bean
COCONUT + CARDAMON + CREAM
A decadent fragrance, Coconut, Cardamon, and Cream begin with exotic curry and coconut notes, evoking sun-drenched lands. The heart blends creamy vanilla coconut, warm spices, and cardamon, adding a refined touch. A sweet, creamy base with musky and powdery undertones wraps up this gourmand and spicy fragrance, creating the cozy essence of a gourmet dessert.
Top: Curry, Coconut
Middle: Vanilla, Spices, Pepper, Cardamon
Base: Sweet, Cream, Musky, Powdery
Final Mood? These aren’t just candles. They’re a whole vibe. Grab yours now, and let the magic begin.
Let customers speak for us
Great message & great quality!
Great quality sticker as always!
Love this sticker; It is great quality, too.
No truer words have ever been put on a sticker. Great quality, as always!
These are so cute. I work remotely so I bought them for my whole team to connect us. ❤️
Love them! So soft!
Great quality and I never have to wait long for my order. LOVE LOVE the prints 🤘🏽❤️🔥🤘🏽✨. 🙏🏽
There were so many great stickers to choose from, and I love a great mystery grab bag, so I rolled the dice and ordered this sticker pack. Boy, did it deliver!
I have never laughed so much when reading these. The abundance of swearing makes my heart swell and lets me know I am not alone in how I’m feeling these days. I have shared them with some friends and gotten smiles all around.
I highly recommend. These stickers are great quality, especially if you like putting them on water bottles. Please try this bundle out, it will make your day.
This is a great shirt! I can’t wait to wear it. My mom laughed out loud when she saw it. I highly recommend, the printing is beautifully done and the shirt is a nice heavy weight.
These mugs are great. The quality is nice and they are a great size. I can’t wait to gift them to my co-workers.
I absolutely adore my mugs. Every single one which amounts to about 12. They give me smiles and giggles and think they're all wonderful. Bravo! Don't ever change and the dirtier the better. We all need it.
So after weeks of waiting for it to arrive from America to the uk it’s a surprise for my wife and she loves this love ordering from this company please don’t stop
I had been waiting for this shirt! I wanted to buy one last year, but wasn’t able to. This shirt is perfect to wear on every Friday the 13th. It’s just so fetch!
The quality of the shirt as well as the print is wonderful. My only complaint was the neckline being too tight for me, but I know it will loosen over time. So it isn’t too much of a deal breaker.