Your Package Has Arrived Extra Naughty Pop Up Greeting Card

€9,34 EUR

11 reviews

Color: White


*Please note select items might ship separately. 


Our candles & gift Items ship within 2-5 business days.

Ordinarily, items ship within 2-4 business days unless otherwise specified. ( Holiday timeframe is 3-5 days) with possible delays.

Our items are made with tons of care and love. Each item is hand- printed & made to order so we require 2-4 days to process your order. Holiday collections can take 5-7 days to ship. Please keep in mind that during holiday season our processing times can be delayed by 1-3 days. Once we started processing your order we cannot cancel or refund.


All our items ship from the U.S. For Domestic orders, Packages generally take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping.

Holiday notice- Delivery can take longer during holiday season as carriers are experiencing a high volume of orders, please keep in mind that possible delays can occur. Refunds or returns won’t be processed for orders subject to unforeseen delays.

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: typically can take 15-30 days for delivery. Please remember that on rare occasions, due to customs delays, delivery can be extended to 45-60 days. If you are not okay with this, we ask that you please not order.

Choosing expedited shipping does not change processing time.

USPS/UPS does NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Untamedego CAN NOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING: You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON-US CUSTOMERS: Please note the buyer (that's you) is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

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Our team is filled with incredible people that are always willing to help. If it questions about a product or an existing order, Untamedego will help you every step of the way. We promise to reply within 24-48 business hours.


All of our items are made with tons of care and love. Quality is extremely important to us. This is why have a 100% quality guarantee on all of our products. If any item is damaged in transit or does not meet your expectation. we promise to replace your order at no cost to you.


We want you to feel like a badass that you are. As a result, we offer a 100% guarantee that our products will make you look as cool as you think you are. It's why our high-quality items are always one-of-a-kind with intricate detail and unique design pieces that distinguish them from the rest.

Be an awesome person . Give the gift of a reliable erection.

The outside of this 3D card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your  Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime.  

What's Inside:

Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Inside background is light printed design that allows for a handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Inside of card reveals 3D pop up .

Please keep in mind that color many vary due to different monitor contrast.

Customer Reviews

Based on 11 reviews

I ordered 8 cards and they are amazing quality. I cannot say enough about this small business. The customer service is absolutely outstanding and the products are absolutely hilarious! I would have absolutely no hesitation in ordering again.

Abby M
You’re kidding….

This thing is amazing! I gifted it to a friend that collects pop-up books….and it’s safe to say, this was the ULTIMATE pop-up surprise! The quality is unreal, and it’s just so funny!!! Easily the best card I’ve ever given!
Literally….re”dick”ulous!!!! Love it!

Aubrey D
Best. Card. Ever!


For Your Favorite Friends

This card was the perfect birthday card. I was on the phone with my friend when she opened it and the absolute hysterics were perfect. The card is great quality and the humor is perfection.

Dick Tastic

This naughty card warmed my heart as well as my cock. The black man meat squirting a load was especially satisfying. I sent this card to my sister for her birthday I knew she would get a kick out of a BBC.