’Twas the Night Before Chrizzle | Funny Christmas Greeting Card

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Twas the Night Before Chrizzle

Same poem. Different delivery.

They will read it out loud. In the voice.

For the friend who has been doing this bit at every holiday party since roughly 2003 and has no plans to retire it.

  • It gets performed, not read Hand it over and they will do the whole thing unprompted.
  • Stands on its own Thick enough to prop on a mantel without folding over.
  • Blank inside Room to keep the rhyme going, if you are feeling ambitious.

For the One Who Never Dropped the Bit

Besties. Siblings. Coworkers.

Secret Santa, the office exchange, stocking stuffers, and the friend whose entire holiday personality has been intact for twenty years.

The Details

Quantity Single card
Size 5 x 7 inches, folded
Printing Printed in the United States
Inside Blank for your own message
Packaging Envelope included, in an eco friendly sleeve
Paper Premium matte finish
Returns Final sale
Questions Email customercare@untamedego.com

Finish The Package.

Add a Candle

The card gets one performance. A candle hand poured in small batches in the USA stays out through January.

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