Smells Like A Master's Degree Up In This Bitch Graduation Candle

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Smells Like a Master’s Degree Up in This Bitch.

Two years of reading, one thesis, and a defense they are still recovering from. Nobody outside that program understands what it took. Light it on the new desk and let the whole room know the title is earned.

  • 12.5 oz glass jar
  • Approximately 50–70 hours
  • Coconut apricot wax
  • Hand-poured in the USA

Made Without the Unnecessary Shit.

A cleaner candle made with paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a cotton wick that is free from lead and zinc. No unnecessary extras.

  • Fragrance oils formulated without phthalates
  • Paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax
  • Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
  • Natural wax color with no added dye

What Customers Say About Our Candles

Amazing!

“Candle came perfectly packaged and arrived intact. Beautiful scent, the writing on the candle is a silly perk.”

Jessica · Verified buyer

Should Have Gotten One for Myself!

“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”

Diane · Verified buyer

Perfect Gift

“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”

Alex · Verified buyer

Pick Your Scent

Six fragrances. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.

Cranberry Prosecco Cranberry · Champagne · Praline +

Bubbly · Bright · Festive · Celebratory

Tart cranberry and citrus over champagne, finished with soft musk and praline. Celebratory, sharp, and just sweet enough.

Top Citrus, Cranberry
Middle Champagne
Base Musk, Praline

Smells likea glass poured at the right moment. Tart cranberry and citrus first, then champagne, drying down on soft musk and praline.

Vanilla Bean — Best Seller Buttercream · Vanilla · Bourbon +

Sweet · Warm · Timeless

Buttery cake and creamy vanilla swirl into soft sugar and a whisper of warm bourbon. A timeless gourmand that feels like home.

Top Buttercream
Middle Cake, Vanilla
Base Sugar, Bourbon

Smells likea cake just out of the oven. Buttercream and warm sugar first, then soft vanilla, with a trace of bourbon underneath that keeps it from going flat.

Espresso — Office Favorite Coffee Bean · Sugar · Vanilla +

Rich · Bold · Coffee

Freshly roasted coffee and soft sweetness blend into something cozy, nostalgic, and energizing all at once.

Top Coffee Bean
Middle Sugar
Base Coffee, Vanilla

Smells likeespresso pulled fresh. Dark roasted coffee with sugar and cream, finishing warm and smooth on vanilla.

Lavender — Customer Favorite Bergamot · Lavender · Cedar +

Calm · Herbal · Relaxing · Botanical

Soft, calming, and effortlessly timeless. Fresh herbal notes and soothing lavender create an atmosphere of relaxation, while gentle woods add warmth and depth.

Top Citrus, Bergamot
Middle Lavender
Base Camphor, Eucalyptus, Powder, Cedar

Smells likelavender cut fresh and left to dry. Bergamot and citrus brighten the opening, then it settles into clean herbal calm over powder and cedar.

White Oak & Vanilla Oak · Leather · Whiskey +

Moody · Warm · Sophisticated

Rugged woods with warm depth and subtle sweetness. Inspired by aged whiskey and timeless craftsmanship.

Top Palm, Aloe
Middle Oak, Leather, Patchouli
Base Smoke, Leather, Whiskey

Smells likean old library with the fire lit. Oak and leather over patchouli, finishing on smoke and warm whiskey.

Fresh Linen + Sea Salt Linen · Eucalyptus · Moss +

Clean · Calm · Spa Inspired

Crisp ozone and soft linen blend with cooling eucalyptus and delicate florals. Clean, peaceful, and easy to love in any room.

Top Ozone, Linen
Middle Freesia, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus
Base Moss, Powder

Smells likeclean linen drying in salt air. Crisp ozone and eucalyptus up front, softening into freesia, moss, and powder.

Buying It as a Gift?

Cranberry Prosecco: the celebration. Bubbly, bright, and made for a toast.

Vanilla Bean: the easy yes. Warm, familiar, and loved by everyone.

Espresso: the one that got them through every late night in the library.

Lavender: herbal and calming, for the recovery period after the defense.

White Oak & Vanilla: oak, leather, and whiskey. The one that smells like an office they earned.

Fresh Linen + Sea Salt: clean and neutral. Works in any room, in any house.

The Details

Wax: Coconut-apricot blend
Size: 12.5 oz clear glass vessel
Burn Time: Approximately 50–70 hours with proper care
Wick: Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
Fragrance: Phthalate-free fragrance oils
Production: Poured to order in 3–5 business days
Color: Natural wax; no added dye
Made In the United States
How It's Made +

Each candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a lead- and zinc-free cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.

Holiday heads-up: Every candle is poured to order. Please allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment and order early if you need it by a specific date. Carrier delivery dates are estimates, not guarantees.

The Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like

Graduation, the defense, the first day at the new job, and anyone who just finished something that took years. Give them something that makes them laugh and makes the whole room smell incredible.

Candle Care +

Trim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.

We've Got You

Every candle is poured to order and packed carefully. If it arrives damaged or something is not right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery with your order number and clear photos. Real people from a women-owned small business will help make it right.