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“Candle came perfectly packaged and arrived intact. Beautiful scent, the writing on the candle is a silly perk.”
Jessica · Verified buyer
Shitstorm Survivors Club Candle
Regular price
€25,34 EUR
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Shit Storm Survivors Club. Notes of Trauma We Now Call Team Building.
Nobody applied for membership. You were all just there when it happened, and now it gets described in the all hands as a great learning experience. Light it on the desk and let the record show what it actually was.
- 12.5 oz glass jar
- Approximately 50–70 hours
- Coconut apricot wax
- Hand-poured in the USA
Made Without the Unnecessary Shit.
A cleaner candle made with paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a cotton wick that is free from lead and zinc. No unnecessary extras.
- Fragrance oils formulated without phthalates
- Paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax
- Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
- Natural wax color with no added dye
What Customers Say About Our Candles
Should Have Gotten One for Myself!
“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”
Diane · Verified buyer
Perfect Gift
“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”
Alex · Verified buyerPick Your Scent
Eight fragrances. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.
Lavender — Customer Favorite Bergamot · Lavender · Cedar +
Soft, calming, and effortlessly timeless. Fresh herbal notes and soothing lavender create an atmosphere of relaxation, while gentle woods add warmth and depth.
| Top | Citrus, Bergamot |
|---|---|
| Middle | Lavender |
| Base | Camphor, Eucalyptus, Powder, Cedar |
Smells likelavender cut fresh and left to dry. Bergamot and citrus brighten the opening, then it settles into clean herbal calm over powder and cedar.
Vanilla Bean — Best Seller Buttercream · Vanilla · Bourbon +
Buttery cake and creamy vanilla swirl into soft sugar and a whisper of warm bourbon. A timeless gourmand that feels like home.
| Top | Buttercream |
|---|---|
| Middle | Cake, Vanilla |
| Base | Sugar, Bourbon |
Smells likea cake just out of the oven. Buttercream and warm sugar first, then soft vanilla, with a trace of bourbon underneath that keeps it from going flat.
Pumpkin Spice — Bitches Love This Pumpkin · Buttercream · Smoke +
Warm spices and creamy pumpkin blend into a rich, inviting fragrance. Pumpkin patches, oversized sweaters, and fresh-baked treats.
| Top | Clove, Cinnamon, Nutmeg |
|---|---|
| Middle | Pumpkin, Buttercream |
| Base | Vanilla, Smoke |
Smells likespiced pumpkin cooling on the counter. Clove and nutmeg up front, buttercream and pumpkin in the middle, and a thread of woodsmoke that lingers after the sweetness fades.
Cinnamon Chai Cardamom · Cinnamon · Black Tea +
Creamy warmth, soft spice, and comforting sweetness. The feeling of your favorite oversized sweater and a freshly brewed spiced latte.
| Top | Orange Peel, Cardamom, Cinnamon |
|---|---|
| Middle | Peppercorn, Cream, Nutmeg |
| Base | Black Tea, Vanilla, Clove |
Smells likea chai steaming in a heavy mug. Cardamom and cinnamon over cream and nutmeg, settling into black tea and soft vanilla.
Winter Apple Apple · Cinnamon · Pine +
Warm spices, woodland notes, and seasonal comfort. Like a quiet walk through a forest blanketed in colorful leaves.
| Top | Apple, Cinnamon, Clove |
|---|---|
| Middle | Pine, Eucalyptus, Juniper, Cranberry |
| Base | Cedar |
Smells likecold air and crushed leaves. Crisp apple and clove at first, then pine and juniper, finishing dry and woody on cedar.
Fraser Fir — Holiday Favorite Cypress · Evergreen · Amber +
Bright citrus and rich woods create something both invigorating and comforting. A snow-covered forest of towering evergreens.
| Top | Cypress, Lemon Peel |
|---|---|
| Middle | Evergreen, Cedar |
| Base | Fir, Amber, Moss |
Smells likea fresh cut tree brought inside. Cypress and lemon peel at first, then deep evergreen and cedar over amber and moss.
Fresh Linen + Sea Salt Linen · Eucalyptus · Moss +
Crisp ozone and soft linen blend with cooling eucalyptus and delicate florals. Clean, peaceful, and easy to love in any room.
| Top | Ozone, Linen |
|---|---|
| Middle | Freesia, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus |
| Base | Moss, Powder |
Smells likeclean linen drying in salt air. Crisp ozone and eucalyptus up front, softening into freesia, moss, and powder.
Balsam & Cedar Smoky Woods · Moss · Incense +
Fresh eucalyptus awakens the senses while cedar, moss, and bayberry create an earthy heart layered with warmth. Grounded by fir, patchouli, and incense.
| Top | Eucalyptus |
|---|---|
| Middle | Cedar, Moss, Bayberry |
| Base | Fraser Fir, Patchouli, Incense |
Smells likea cabin with the fire going. Eucalyptus lifts the opening, then cedar, moss, and bayberry settle into fir, patchouli, and a thread of incense.
Buying It for a Coworker?
Lavender: herbal and calming, for the one who needs the room to settle down.
Vanilla Bean: the easy yes. Warm, familiar, and loved by everyone.
Pumpkin Spice: the one everyone recognizes. Warm, spiced, and cozy from September on.
Cinnamon Chai: cardamom and cinnamon over black tea. Spiced with a little more depth.
Winter Apple: crisp apple and clove over pine. Warm and woodsy.
Fraser Fir: the tree. Fresh cut evergreen, bright and unmistakably the season.
Fresh Linen + Sea Salt: clean and neutral. Works on any desk, in any office.
Balsam & Cedar: smoky woods, moss, and incense. Deep and earthy.
The Details
Wax: Coconut-apricot blend
Size: 12.5 oz clear glass vessel
Burn Time: Approximately 50–70 hours with proper care
Wick: Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
Fragrance: Phthalate-free fragrance oils
Production: Poured to order in 3–5 business days
Color: Natural wax; no added dye
Made InUnited States
How It's Made +
Each candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a lead- and zinc-free cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.
Holiday heads-up: Every candle is poured to order. Please allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment and order early if you need it by a specific date. Carrier delivery dates are estimates, not guarantees.
The Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like
Secret Santa, the office exchange, the team that lived through the same quarter, and anyone who was in the room when it all went sideways. Give them something that makes them laugh and makes the whole desk smell incredible.
Candle Care +
Trim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.
We've Got You
Every candle is poured to order and packed carefully. If it arrives damaged or something is not right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery with your order number and clear photos. Real people from a women-owned small business will help make it right.