My Last Fuck Oh Look It's On Fire | Funny Candle

You know that last f*ck you had left?

Yeah. It’s currently on fire.

This candle is for the emotionally exhausted, the professionally over-it, and the friend who responds “lol” but is absolutely not laughing.

Bold black label. Dramatic energy. Zero remaining patience.

Light it when:
• Your email inbox hits 347 unread
• Someone says “per my last email”
• Mercury is doing whatever it does
• You simply cannot

Available in multiple scents so you can pick your burnout aesthetic — cozy chaos, clean reset, winter woods, sweet distraction. Same mood. Different vibe.

This is the candle that gets opened, read out loud, and immediately passed around the room.

Candle Details

• Wax: Hand-poured coconut soy wax
• Vessel: Clear glass jar
• Lid: Gold
• Wick: Cotton (lead & zinc free)
• Wax Color: Natural (no dyes)
• Size: 9 oz
• Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
• Label Size: 2.75" x 2.25"
• Hand-poured in the USA

Clean Ingredients

Our candles are made with a vegan coconut soy wax blend that is toxin-free, paraben-free, phthalate-free, and sourced from renewable materials. All fragrance oils are phthalate-free and formulated without ingredients listed on California’s Proposition 65.

Candle Care

Before lighting, trim wick to 1/4".
Keep wax free of debris.
Never leave burning unattended.
Keep away from children, pets, and flammable objects

SCENT NOTES:

VANILLA BEAN

Top: Buttercream
Middle: Cake, Vanilla
Base: Sugar, Bourbon

SEA SALT + LINEN 

Top: Bergamot, Sea Salt
Middle: Peony, Mint
Base: Juniper, Light Musk, Marine

GRAPEFRUIT + MANGOSTEEN

Top: Orange, Orange Peel
Middle: Mango, Grapefruit, Peach
Base: Cedar, Red Currant

WHITE OAK + VANILLA

Top: Palm, Aloe
Middle: Oak, Leather, Patchouli
Base: Smoke, Leather, Whiskey

BERRIES + CHAMPAGNE

Top: Citrus, Raspberry
Middle:  Champagne
Base:  Musk, Praline

COCONUT CREAM LIME

Top: Lime, Mango
Middle: Coconut, Pineapple
Base: Coconut Milk, Tonka Bean, Cream

CITRUS + BERGAMOT + LAVENDER

Top: Citrus, Bergamot
Middle: Lavender 
Base:    Camphor, Eucalyptus, Powder, Cedar

SEA SALT + LINEN

Top: Ozone, Linen
Middle: Freesia, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus
Base: Moss  Powder

PUMPKIN SPICE

Top: Clove, Cinnamon, Nutmeg

Middle: Pumpkin, Buttercream

Base: Vanilla, Smoke

FRASER FIR

Top: Cypress, Lemon Peel

Middle: Evergreen, Cedar

Base: Fir, Amber, Moss

WOODLAND SNOW

Top: Mint, Ozone, Camphor

Middle: Eucalyptus, Peppermint, Cypress, Sage

Base: Patchouli, Juniper, Cedar, Spice, Incense