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“Candle came perfectly packaged and arrived intact. Beautiful scent, the writing on the candle is a silly perk.”
Jessica · Verified buyer
I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do | Funny Coworker Candle
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€25,50 EUR
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I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.
Four follow ups, one unanswered thread, and a deadline that moved to the week of the holiday party. The politeness is still intact. Barely. Light it and let the sentence do the rest.
- 12.5 oz glass jar
- Approximately 50–70 hours
- Coconut apricot wax
- Hand-poured in the USA
Made Without the Unnecessary Shit.
A cleaner candle made with paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a cotton wick that is free from lead and zinc. No unnecessary extras.
- Fragrance oils formulated without phthalates
- Paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax
- Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
- Natural wax color with no added dye
What Customers Say About Our Candles
Should Have Gotten One for Myself!
“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”
Diane · Verified buyer
Perfect Gift
“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”
Alex · Verified buyerPick Your Scent
Seven fragrances. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.
Vanilla Bean — Best Seller Buttercream · Vanilla · Bourbon +
Buttery cake and creamy vanilla swirl into soft sugar and a whisper of warm bourbon. A timeless gourmand that feels like home.
| Top | Buttercream |
|---|---|
| Middle | Cake, Vanilla |
| Base | Sugar, Bourbon |
Smells likea cake just out of the oven. Buttercream and warm sugar first, then soft vanilla, with a trace of bourbon underneath.
Christmas Market — New Holiday Scent Cranberry · Cinnamon · Vanilla +
Green leaves and bright fruit open before warm baking spice settles into praline, coconut, and vanilla.
| Top | Green Leaves, Peach, Cranberry |
|---|---|
| Middle | Clove, Nutmeg, Cinnamon |
| Base | Praline, Coconut, Vanilla |
Smells likea stall selling something warm. Cranberry and peach up front, clove and cinnamon in the middle, praline and vanilla underneath.
Fraser Fir — Holiday Favorite Cypress · Evergreen · Amber +
Bright citrus and rich woods create something both invigorating and comforting. A snow-covered forest of towering evergreens.
| Top | Cypress, Lemon Peel |
|---|---|
| Middle | Evergreen, Cedar |
| Base | Fir, Amber, Moss |
Smells likea fresh cut tree brought inside. Cypress and lemon peel at first, then deep evergreen and cedar over amber and moss.
Christmas Chai Cardamom · Cinnamon · Black Tea +
Orange peel and cardamom open bright before cinnamon, cream, and nutmeg settle into black tea, vanilla, and clove.
| Top | Orange Peel, Cardamom, Cinnamon |
|---|---|
| Middle | Peppercorn, Cream, Nutmeg |
| Base | Black Tea, Vanilla, Clove |
Smells likea chai left on the desk too long. Orange peel and cardamom first, then cream and nutmeg, finishing on black tea and clove.
Winter Apple Apple · Cinnamon · Pine +
Warm spices, woodland notes, and seasonal comfort. Like a quiet walk through a forest blanketed in colorful leaves.
| Top | Apple, Cinnamon, Clove |
|---|---|
| Middle | Pine, Eucalyptus, Juniper, Cranberry |
| Base | Cedar |
Smells likecold air and crushed leaves. Crisp apple and clove at first, then pine and juniper, finishing dry and woody on cedar.
Balsam & Cedar Smoky Woods · Moss · Incense +
Fresh eucalyptus awakens the senses while cedar, moss, and bayberry create an earthy heart layered with warmth. Grounded by fir, patchouli, and incense.
| Top | Eucalyptus |
|---|---|
| Middle | Cedar, Moss, Bayberry |
| Base | Fraser Fir, Patchouli, Incense |
Smells likea cabin with the fire going. Eucalyptus lifts the opening, then cedar, moss, and bayberry settle into fir, patchouli, and incense.
Espresso — Office Favorite Coffee Bean · Sugar · Vanilla +
Freshly pulled coffee softened with sugar and vanilla. Rich, grounding, and genuinely comforting.
| Top | Coffee Bean |
|---|---|
| Middle | Sugar |
| Base | Coffee, Vanilla |
Smells likethe first cup of the day. Dark roasted coffee bean up front, sugar through the middle, finishing on vanilla.
Buying It as a Gift?
Vanilla Bean: the easy yes. Warm, familiar, and loved by everyone.
Christmas Market: cranberry and cinnamon over vanilla. Festive and easy to live with.
Fraser Fir: the tree. Fresh cut evergreen, bright and unmistakably the season.
Christmas Chai: cardamom and cinnamon over black tea. Warm and spiced.
Winter Apple: crisp apple and clove over pine. Warm and woodsy.
Balsam & Cedar: smoky woods, moss, and incense. Deep and earthy.
Espresso: the desk scent. For the one already on their third cup.
The Details
Wax: Coconut-apricot blend
Size: 12.5 oz clear glass vessel
Burn Time: Approximately 50–70 hours with proper care
Wick: Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
Fragrance: Phthalate-free fragrance oils
Production: Poured to order in 3–5 business days
Color: Natural wax; no added dye
Made In the United States
How It's Made +
Each candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a lead- and zinc-free cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.
Holiday heads-up: Every candle is poured to order. Please allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment and order early if you need it by a specific date. Carrier delivery dates are estimates, not guarantees.
The Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like
Secret Santa, the office exchange, the work party, and the coworker who sends the follow up everyone else is too polite to send. Give them something that makes them laugh and makes the whole desk smell incredible.
Candle Care +
Trim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.
We've Got You
Every candle is poured to order and packed carefully. If it arrives damaged or something is not right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery with your order number and clear photos. Real people from a women-owned small business will help make it right.