Everything’s Fine Dumpster Fire Keychain | Holographic Glitter Acrylic Keychain
For the person whose life is a rolling dumpster fire — but they’re still here, still sparkling, still pretending everything is totally fine. Our “Everything’s Fine” keychain features an adorable raccoon chilling inside a flaming dumpster like it’s just another Monday.
This extra-durable acrylic keychain has a boutique holographic cut-glass shine and glitter epoxy finish that catches every bit of light (and chaos). At around 3–3.5 inches, it’s bold, chunky, and guaranteed to make people laugh… or cry… or both.
Clip it to your keys, badge, backpack, Emotional Support Stanley Cup, or whatever you drag through life’s disasters on a daily basis.
Details:
• Large 3–3.5 inch acrylic keychain
• Holographic cut-glass shine with glitter epoxy finish
• Full-color artwork featuring a dumpster fire + raccoon
• Metal key ring + clasp
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