Don't Be A Twatwaffle Jumbo 20 oz Mug
Don't be a twatwaffle. ☕
It really is that simple.
Universal life advice.
The 20oz mug that says everything the group chat has been thinking.
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Durable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle Solid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life. |
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15oz Only A full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that. |
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Jumbo 20oz Capacity Glossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question. |
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Double Sided Print The message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point. |
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Packaged Safely + Insured Shipping Every mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us. |
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Gift It. Or Treat Yourself. For the friend who tells it straight. The best friend who has been giving this advice for years. The version of you that has already said this to someone this week. |
Mug Details
✦ Durable white ceramic
✦ 20oz jumbo capacity
✦ Double sided print
✦ 4.62" (H) x 3.37" (W)
✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle
✦ Glossy finish
✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe
✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping
✦ If broken in transit we replace it at no cost
✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US
✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.
Simple advice. Bold delivery. Universal application. ☕
Not The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.
The Mug That Delivers The Message Directly.
Don't be a twatwaffle. Genuinely just do not be one. Some of the best advice ever printed on a mug. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly delivering wisdom to the person across the table. Bold print that says exactly what needs to be said and requires no further explanation.
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The mug that gives the advice for free They open the box. They read it. They laugh. They immediately show three coworkers. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours. |
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For The Friend Who Says It Like It Is For the ones who have zero patience for nonsense. The ones whose humor is direct and honest. The ones who saw this and immediately sent it to at least three people. |
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For The Coworker Who Deserves This The one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose team already knows they don't tolerate twatwaffles. The gift that says I understand you and I approve. |
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Or Just Treat Yourself You already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self. |
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We've Got You
✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.
✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.
✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.
✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.
The Simplest Life Advice. ☕
You Are Welcome.
This is the mug that delivers the message before you have to. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and universal life advice printed loud and clear. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.
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Carried in 200+ boutiques nationwide Started in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention. |
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Not for everyone. Never meant to be. But if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤 |
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