Dead Pedophiles Don't Reoffend Vintage Wash Tee

€36,23 EUR
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Every UntamedEgo design exists because someone needed to say something. This one is a zero-tolerance statement made for the person who refuses to soften the message.

Wear it loud. Mean it.

Not everyone gets it. That's the point.

  • Heavyweight CottonSubstantial fabric with a soft, broken-in feel.
  • Vintage-WashedGarment-dyed for a lived-in finish from day one.
  • Soft DTG PrintPrinted directly into the fabric for a softer feel.
  • Made To OrderPrepared specifically for your order in the USA.

Fit Guide

  • Your usual size: relaxed fit.
  • Size down one: closer fit.
  • Size up two: oversized fit.

Model is a size small wearing a size XL.

Size Chart

Size Body Length Chest Width Sleeve
S 26 5/8 18 1/4 16 1/4
M 28 20 1/4 17 3/4
L 29 3/8 22 19
XL 30 3/4 24 20 1/2
2XL 31 5/8 26 21 3/4
3XL 32 1/2 27 3/4 23 1/4
4XL 33 1/2 29 3/4 24 5/8

All measurements are in inches, taken with the shirt laid flat. Body length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Chest width is measured one inch below the armhole. Sleeve length is measured from the center back neck.

Because we dye these after sewing, measurements can vary slightly and still be accurate. That same process is what makes them soft.

The Details

Fabric Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton
Finish Vintage-washed for a lived-in feel
Fit Unisex relaxed fit
Sizes S through 4XL
Print Direct-to-garment (DTG) print for vivid color and a softer, more natural feel that wears into the fabric over time.
Production Made to order. Allow 3–5 business days for processing before shipment.
Shipping Ships from the United States. Free shipping on U.S. orders of $65 or more.
Questions Sizing question or buying as a gift? Email customercare@untamedego.com
Care Instructions +

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Line dry in the shade. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.

What Customers Say

★★★★★

"I get so many compliments — but the best was when the lady at Sephora saw it and filled my bag with samples!"
Kristin M. · Customer Review

★★★★★

"This is my second shirt and third purchase. Impressed with the quality every single time!"
Tara N. · Customer Review

★★★★★

"So soft and comfortable. I wear it all the time — it's become one of my absolute favorites."
Ashley L. · Customer Review

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Every shirt is made to order and packed carefully. If yours arrives damaged or incorrect, contact customercare@untamedego.com and our team will help make it right.

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