As Stated Below 20 oz Jumbo Mug
As stated below. ☕
Officially translated.
The reading comprehension check.
The 20oz mug that translates every corporate email into what it actually means.
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Durable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle Solid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life. |
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15oz Only A full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that. |
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Jumbo 20oz Capacity Glossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question. |
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Double Sided Print The message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point. |
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Packaged Safely + Insured Shipping Every mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us. |
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Gift It. Or Treat Yourself. For the friend who has typed as stated below more times than she can count. The best friend who has been quietly rereading her own emails to coworkers since 2018. The coworker who deserves this exact translation on their desk. The version of you that has already used this phrase today already. |
Mug Details
✦ Durable white ceramic
✦ 20oz jumbo capacity
✦ Double sided print
✦ 4.62" (H) x 3.37" (W)
✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle
✦ Glossy finish
✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe
✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping
✦ If broken in transit we replace it at no cost
✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US
✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.
The polite reminder. The reading comprehension check. The corporate translation. ☕
Not The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.
The Definition Of The Read The Email Reminder.
Corporate email lingo translated. Per my last email. Just circling back. Bumping this up. Every polite phrase paired with what it actually means. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly educating everyone in the meeting about what your emails have really been saying. Bold print packed with the corporate translations every office worker needs on their desk.
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The mug that defines the reading comprehension reminder They open the box. They read the definition. They laugh out loud because they have typed this in response to at least ten emails this week. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours. |
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For The One Who Has Been Answering This Question For the ones who have answered the same question fifteen times in the same email chain. The ones whose humor is dry and honest in equal measure. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. that is exactly what I have been trying to say. |
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For The Coworker Who Types This Daily The one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose as stated below emails have been carrying secret meanings for years. The gift that says I understand what you actually mean and I approve. |
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Or Just Treat Yourself You already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self. |
☕ Pair it with something bold.
Complete The Desk.
Add The Work Humor Sticker Collection.
The mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.
Holographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤
The perfect desk companion.
We've Got You
✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.
✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.
✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.
✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.
The Corporate Translation Was Overdue. ☕
You Have Been Repeating Yourself For Years.
This is the mug that translates the whole inbox. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and the translations every office worker has been mentally noting for years. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh out loud and immediately start using it every single morning.
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Carried in 200+ boutiques nationwide Started in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention. |
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Not for everyone. Never meant to be. But if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤 |
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