You Can't Sit With Us Halloween Tee
For the days when you want to say "I tolerate exactly three people" without actually wasting the breath. This shirt serves black magic energy with a side of zero patience. Soft enough to wear while hexing your ex, stretchy enough for an escape run after the crime.
Unisex cut means it looks dangerously good on everyone — whether you’re rocking it cropped, oversized, or with the sleeves rolled up for that “don’t talk to me” vibe. No wonder it’s one of our bestsellers, this tee speaks fluent sarcasm and silent judgment.
Details:
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100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (aka: soft AF)
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Machine wash cold — we don’t do high-maintenance
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Two-side print option available (+$4.95)
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Size variance: +/- 1"-2" (because humans aren’t perfect, and neither are we)
Wear it to the bar, the coven, or your next petty revenge mission. Just remember: if they didn’t get the reference… they’re not sitting with you anyway.
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