You Better Watch Out You Better Not Cry | Funny Santa Christmas Card

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You Better Watch Out

Santa is done pretending. It is only the ninth.

The whiskey is load bearing.

For the friend whose holiday cheer runs out around the second week and who stopped apologizing for it years ago.

  • It admits the season is a lot Festive without pretending December is relaxing.
  • Stands on its own Thick enough to prop on a bar cart without folding over.
  • Blank inside Room for whatever you want to add underneath.

For the One Who Needs a Drink by Noon

Besties. Coworkers. Party hosts.

Secret Santa, the office exchange, host gifts, and the friend who hits a wall somewhere between the first party and the fourth.

The Details

Quantity Single card
Size 5 x 7 inches, folded
Design Designed and printed in the United States
Inside Blank for your own message
Packaging White envelope included
Paper Heavyweight matte cardstock
Returns Final sale
Questions Email customercare@untamedego.com

Finish The Package.

Add a Candle

The card says you understand. A candle hand poured in small batches in the USA gives them something to light once the house empties.

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