Probably Reading Smut | Funny Candle

Clean sheets. Salty air. Absolutely unhinged plot twists.

This clear jar candle pairs effortlessly chic design with a scent that sets the mood without overpowering it. Sea Salt & Linen is fresh, soft, and subtly seductive, like just-washed sheets, an open window, and a book you definitely wouldn’t lend out. It’s comforting, cozy, and quietly scandalous.

Hand-poured with a clean-burning coconut soy wax blend, this candle is designed to look good anywhere and burn beautifully for hours. Whether you’re deep into a slow-burn romance or pretending you’re reading something “normal,” this one gets it.

Light it. Read irresponsibly. Repeat.

Candle Details

• Wax: Hand-poured coconut soy wax
• Vessel: Clear glass jar
• Lid: Gold
• Wick: Cotton (lead & zinc free)
• Wax Color: Natural (no dyes)
• Size: 9 oz
• Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
• Label Size: 2.75" x 2.25"
• Hand-poured in the USA

Clean Ingredients

Our candles are made with a vegan coconut soy wax blend that is toxin-free, paraben-free, phthalate-free, and sourced from renewable materials. All fragrance oils are phthalate-free and formulated without ingredients listed on California’s Proposition 65.

Candle Care

Before lighting, trim wick to 1/4".
Keep wax free of debris.
Never leave burning unattended.
Keep away from children, pets, and flammable objects

SCENT NOTES:

VANILLA BEAN

Top: Buttercream
Middle: Cake, Vanilla
Base: Sugar, Bourbon

SEA SALT + LINEN 

Top: Bergamot, Sea Salt
Middle: Peony, Mint
Base: Juniper, Light Musk, Marine

GRAPEFRUIT + MANGOSTEEN

Top: Orange, Orange Peel
Middle: Mango, Grapefruit, Peach
Base: Cedar, Red Currant

WHITE OAK + VANILLA

Top: Palm, Aloe
Middle: Oak, Leather, Patchouli
Base: Smoke, Leather, Whiskey

BERRIES + CHAMPAGNE

Top: Citrus, Raspberry
Middle:  Champagne
Base:  Musk, Praline

COCONUT CREAM LIME

Top: Lime, Mango
Middle: Coconut, Pineapple
Base: Coconut Milk, Tonka Bean, Cream

LAVENDER

Top: Citrus, Bergamot
Middle: Lavender 
Base:    Camphor, Eucalyptus, Powder, Cedar