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“Candle came perfectly packaged and arrived intact. Beautiful scent, the writing on the candle is a silly perk.”
Jessica · Verified buyer
Jolliest Bunch Of Assholes Glass Candle
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Jolliest Bunch of Assholes on This Side of the Nuthouse.
Everyone is coming. Everyone has opinions. Somebody is already annoyed and the turkey is not even in the oven yet. Light it, hand out the drinks, and get through it the way you always do.
- 12.5 oz glass jar
- Approximately 50–70 hours
- Coconut apricot wax
- Hand-poured in the USA
Made Without the Unnecessary Shit.
A cleaner candle made with paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a cotton wick that is free from lead and zinc. No unnecessary extras.
- Fragrance oils formulated without phthalates
- Paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax
- Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
- Natural wax color with no added dye
What Customers Say About Our Candles
★★★★★
Should Have Gotten One for Myself!
“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”
Diane · Verified buyer★★★★★
Perfect Gift
“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”
Alex · Verified buyerPick Your Scent
Seven holiday fragrances. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.
Vanilla Bean — Best Seller Buttercream · Vanilla · Bourbon +
Buttery cake and creamy vanilla swirl into soft sugar and a whisper of warm bourbon. A timeless gourmand that feels like home.
| Top | Buttercream |
|---|---|
| Middle | Cake, Vanilla |
| Base | Sugar, Bourbon |
Smells likea cake just out of the oven. Buttercream and warm sugar first, then soft vanilla, with a trace of bourbon underneath that keeps it from going flat.
Fraser Fir — Holiday Favorite Cypress · Evergreen · Amber +
Bright citrus and rich woods create something both invigorating and comforting. A snow-covered forest of towering evergreens.
| Top | Cypress, Lemon Peel |
|---|---|
| Middle | Evergreen, Cedar |
| Base | Fir, Amber, Moss |
Smells likea fresh cut tree brought inside. Cypress and lemon peel at first, then deep evergreen and cedar over amber and moss.
Christmas Market — New Holiday Scent Cranberry · Cinnamon · Vanilla +
Tart cranberry and green leaves open bright before warm clove, nutmeg, and cinnamon take over, finishing on praline, coconut, and vanilla.
| Top | Green Leaves, Peach, Cranberry |
|---|---|
| Middle | Clove, Nutmeg, Cinnamon |
| Base | Praline, Coconut, Vanilla |
Smells likea Christmas market after dark. Tart cranberry and green leaves first, then clove and cinnamon, settling into praline, coconut, and vanilla.
Cranberry Prosecco Cranberry · Champagne · Praline +
Tart cranberry and citrus over champagne, finished with soft musk and praline. Celebratory, sharp, and just sweet enough.
| Top | Citrus, Cranberry |
|---|---|
| Middle | Champagne |
| Base | Musk, Praline |
Smells likea glass poured at the right moment. Tart cranberry and citrus first, then champagne, drying down on soft musk and praline.
Christmas Chai Cardamom · Cinnamon · Black Tea +
Creamy warmth, soft spice, and comforting sweetness. The feeling of your favorite oversized sweater and a freshly brewed spiced latte.
| Top | Orange Peel, Cardamom, Cinnamon |
|---|---|
| Middle | Peppercorn, Cream, Nutmeg |
| Base | Black Tea, Vanilla, Clove |
Smells likea chai steaming in a heavy mug. Cardamom and cinnamon over cream and nutmeg, settling into black tea and soft vanilla.
Winter Apple Apple · Cinnamon · Pine +
Warm spices, woodland notes, and seasonal comfort. Like a quiet walk through a forest blanketed in colorful leaves.
| Top | Apple, Cinnamon, Clove |
|---|---|
| Middle | Pine, Eucalyptus, Juniper, Cranberry |
| Base | Cedar |
Smells likecold air and crushed leaves. Crisp apple and clove at first, then pine and juniper, finishing dry and woody on cedar.
Balsam & Cedar Smoky Woods · Moss · Incense +
Fresh eucalyptus awakens the senses while cedar, moss, and bayberry create an earthy heart layered with warmth. Grounded by fir, patchouli, and incense.
| Top | Eucalyptus |
|---|---|
| Middle | Cedar, Moss, Bayberry |
| Base | Fraser Fir, Patchouli, Incense |
Smells likea cabin with the fire going. Eucalyptus lifts the opening, then cedar, moss, and bayberry settle into fir, patchouli, and a thread of incense.
Buying It as a Gift?
Vanilla Bean: the safest choice if you are not sure. Warm, familiar, and hard to get wrong.
Fraser Fir: the tree. Fresh cut evergreen, bright and unmistakably the season.
Christmas Market: everything being sold under the tree. Tart cranberry and warm spice finishing on praline and vanilla.
Cranberry Prosecco: the party scent. Bubbly, bright, and made for a house full of people.
Christmas Chai: cardamom and cinnamon over black tea. The one that smells like the good part of winter.
Winter Apple: crisp apple and clove over pine. The only one that is not a tree or a dessert.
Balsam & Cedar: the darker one. Smoky woods, moss, and incense with none of the sugary holiday sweetness.
The Details
Wax: Coconut-apricot blend
Size: 12.5 oz clear glass vessel
Burn Time: Approximately 50–70 hours with proper care
Wick: Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
Fragrance: Phthalate-free fragrance oils
Production: Poured to order in 3–5 business days
Color: Natural wax; no added dye
Made In the United States
How It's Made +
Each candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a lead- and zinc-free cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.
Holiday heads-up: Every candle is poured to order. Please allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment and order early if you need it by a specific date. Carrier delivery dates are estimates, not guarantees.
The Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like
For the person hosting everyone again, the sibling who gets the look across the table, the in law who turned out to be the good one, and anyone counting down to the drive home. She has enough bath sets. Give her something that makes her laugh and makes the whole house smell incredible.
Candle Care +
Trim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.
We've Got You
Every candle is poured to order and packed carefully. If it arrives damaged or something is not right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery with your order number and clear photos. Real people from a women-owned small business will help make it right.