Hope This Email Kills Us Both 20 oz Jumbo Mug
Hope this email. ☕
Kills us both.
Signed with love.
The 20 oz mug for the ones whose email sign offs have gotten a lot more honest lately.
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Durable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle Solid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life. |
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Jumbo 20 oz Capacity A full 20 oz. Glossy finish. Sharp print. Because a standard mug was never going to cut it. |
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Double Sided Print The message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point. |
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Packaged Safely + Insured Shipping Every mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us. |
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Gift It. Or Treat Yourself. For the friend who lives in Outlook and would like to escape. The best friend who has been dying inside every reply all chain for years. The version of you that has genuinely thought this exact sentence today. |
Mug Details
✦ Durable white ceramic
✦ 20 oz jumbo capacity
✦ Double sided print
✦ 4.62" (H) x 3.37" (W)
✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle
✦ Glossy finish
✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe
✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping
✦ If broken in transit we replace it at no cost
✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US
✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.
The polite opener flipped into a mutual demise wish. Peak email energy. ☕
Not The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.
The Email Opener That Speaks For Both Of Us.
Hope this email kills us both. The polite corporate opener taken to its logical unhinged conclusion. Mutual assured destruction. Very professional. A full 20 oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly acknowledging that yes, this email exchange is destroying both parties equally. Bold print that says exactly what every polite email has been secretly wishing.
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The mug that speaks for the whole email chain They open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has been in a 47 email long thread since Monday. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours. |
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For The One Trapped In The Email Chain For the ones stuck in email chains that will not die. The ones whose humor gets darker with every reply all. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. this is what my inbox has been asking for. |
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For The Coworker Sharing The Email Trench The one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one who is trapped in the same email chain with you. The gift that says at least we are going down together. |
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Or Just Treat Yourself You already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self. |
☕ Pair it with something bold.
Complete The Desk.
Add The Work Humor Sticker Collection.
The mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.
Holographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤
The perfect desk companion.
We've Got You
✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.
✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.
✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.
✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.
The Mutual Understanding Sign Off. ☕
At Least We Go Together.
This is the mug for the ones trapped in email chains they cannot escape. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20 oz of coffee capacity and a sign off that finally acknowledges the mutual demise. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.
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Carried in 200+ boutiques nationwide Started in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention. |
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Not for everyone. Never meant to be. But if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤 |
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