★★★★★
Amazing!
“Candle came perfectly packaged and arrived intact. Beautiful scent, the writing on the candle is a silly perk.”
Jessica · Verified buyer
Fuck Off I'm Reading Glass Candles
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€24,76 EUR
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Fuck Off, I'm Reading.
One more chapter. Then one more after that. Light it, find the good blanket, and let everyone in the house understand that she is unavailable until further notice.
- 12.5 oz glass jar
- Approximately 50–70 hours
- Coconut apricot wax
- Hand-poured in the USA
Made Without the Unnecessary Shit.
A cleaner candle made with paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a cotton wick that is free from lead and zinc. No unnecessary extras.
- Fragrance oils formulated without phthalates
- Paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax
- Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
- Natural wax color with no added dye
What Customers Say About Our Candles
★★★★★
Should Have Gotten One for Myself!
“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”
Diane · Verified buyer★★★★★
Perfect Gift
“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”
Alex · Verified buyerPick Your Scent
Six fragrances. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.
Vanilla Bean — Best Seller Buttercream · Vanilla · Bourbon +
Buttery cake and creamy vanilla swirl into soft sugar and a whisper of warm bourbon. A timeless gourmand that feels like home.
| Top | Buttercream |
|---|---|
| Middle | Cake, Vanilla |
| Base | Sugar, Bourbon |
Smells likea cake just out of the oven. Buttercream and warm sugar first, then soft vanilla, with a trace of bourbon underneath that keeps it from going flat.
Cinnamon Chai Cardamom · Cinnamon · Black Tea +
Creamy warmth, soft spice, and comforting sweetness. The feeling of your favorite oversized sweater and a freshly brewed spiced latte.
| Top | Orange Peel, Cardamom, Cinnamon |
|---|---|
| Middle | Peppercorn, Cream, Nutmeg |
| Base | Black Tea, Vanilla, Clove |
Smells likea chai steaming in a heavy mug. Cardamom and cinnamon over cream and nutmeg, settling into black tea and soft vanilla.
Espresso Coffee Bean · Sugar · Vanilla +
Freshly roasted coffee and soft sweetness blend into something cozy, nostalgic, and energizing all at once.
| Top | Coffee Bean |
|---|---|
| Middle | Sugar |
| Base | Coffee, Vanilla |
Smells likeespresso pulled fresh. Dark roasted coffee with sugar and cream, finishing warm and smooth on vanilla.
Black Cherry Velvet Black Cherry · Vanilla · Cedar +
Juicy black cherry opens sweet and bright before settling into warm vanilla, cedar, and sandalwood. Fruity without smelling like candy.
| Top | Black Cherry, Almond, Raspberry |
|---|---|
| Middle | Vanilla, Vetiver |
| Base | Cedar, Sandalwood |
Smells likedark cherries over warm vanilla. Almond and raspberry brighten the opening before it deepens into cedar and sandalwood.
Lavender Bergamot · Lavender · Cedar +
Soft, calming, and effortlessly timeless. Fresh herbal notes and soothing lavender create an atmosphere of relaxation, while gentle woods add warmth and depth.
| Top | Citrus, Bergamot |
|---|---|
| Middle | Lavender |
| Base | Camphor, Eucalyptus, Powder, Cedar |
Smells likelavender cut fresh and left to dry. Bergamot and citrus brighten the opening, then it settles into clean herbal calm over powder and cedar.
Fraser Fir — Holiday Favorite Cypress · Evergreen · Amber +
Bright citrus and rich woods create something both invigorating and comforting. A snow-covered forest of towering evergreens.
| Top | Cypress, Lemon Peel |
|---|---|
| Middle | Evergreen, Cedar |
| Base | Fir, Amber, Moss |
Smells likea fresh cut tree brought inside. Cypress and lemon peel at first, then deep evergreen and cedar over amber and moss.
Buying It for a Reader?
Vanilla Bean: the safest choice if you are not sure. Warm, familiar, and hard to get wrong.
Cinnamon Chai: for the one with a mug in one hand and a book in the other.
Espresso: for the late-night reader who is not sleeping until the chapter ends.
Black Cherry Velvet: darker and moodier, for the thriller and romance shelf.
Lavender: soft and relaxing, for reading in the bath.
Fraser Fir: the holiday pick. For a book and a blanket by the tree.
The Details
Wax Coconut-apricot blend
Size: 12.5 oz clear glass vessel
Burn Time: Approximately 50–70 hours with proper care
Wick: Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
Fragrance: Phthalate-free fragrance oils
Production: Poured to order in 3–5 business days
Color: Natural wax; no added dye
Made In the United States
How It's Made +
Each candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a lead- and zinc-free cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.
Holiday heads-up: Every candle is poured to order. Please allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment and order early if you need it by a specific date. Carrier delivery dates are estimates, not guarantees.
The Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like
For the friend with a TBR pile taller than her nightstand, the book club member who actually reads the book, and anyone who has cancelled plans because the chapter was getting good. She has enough bath sets. Give her something that makes her laugh and makes the reading nook smell incredible.
Candle Care +
Trim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.
We've Got You
Every candle is poured to order and packed carefully. If it arrives damaged or something is not right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery with your order number and clear photos. Real people from a women-owned small business will help make it right.