Don't Be Sad You're Making Everyone Uncomfortable 20 oz Jumbo Mug
Don't be sad. ☕
You're making everyone uncomfortable.
The 20 oz mug for the ones who deeply understand this is a joke and would like to laugh about it now please.
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Durable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle Solid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life. |
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Jumbo 20 oz Capacity A full 20 oz. Glossy finish. Sharp print. Because a standard mug was never going to cut it. |
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Double Sided Print The message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point. |
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Packaged Safely + Insured Shipping Every mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us. |
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Gift It. Or Treat Yourself. For the friend who deals with everything through dark humor. The best friend who has been laughing at inappropriate things since 2010. The version of you that has definitely thought this exact sentence about someone this week. |
Mug Details
✦ Durable white ceramic
✦ 20 oz jumbo capacity
✦ Double sided print
✦ 4.62" (H) x 3.37" (W)
✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle
✦ Glossy finish
✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe
✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping
✦ If broken in transit we replace it at no cost
✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US
✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.
The worst advice. The best delivery. The mug that acknowledges both. ☕
Not The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.
The Worst Advice Ever Given To A Sad Person.
Daily shitstorm survivors club. The worst advice ever given. Attendance is mandatory. The mug is the uniform. A full 20 oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly acknowledging to everyone in the room that you are aware today is going to be like every other day. Bold print that says exactly what needs to be said and requires no further explanation.
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The mug that laughs at the absurdity They open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has been given every unhelpful piece of advice in the book. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours. |
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For The Friend Who Gets Dark Humor For the ones who cope with dark humor because that is genuinely how they make it through. The ones whose sense of humor is their whole personality. The ones who saw this and immediately laughed because it is so absurdly bad it loops back to good. |
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For The Coworker With The Same Dark Humor The one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose whole team is fluent in the same dark humor. The gift that says I know exactly how you cope and I approve. |
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Or Just Treat Yourself You already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self. |
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We've Got You
✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.
✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.
✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.
✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.
The Worst Advice Ever Given. ☕
Please Do Continue To Be Sad.
This is the mug for the ones who cope with humor darker than most people can handle. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20 oz of coffee capacity and the worst possible advice delivered with maximum sincerity. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh out loud and immediately start using it every single morning.
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Carried in 200+ boutiques nationwide Started in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention. |
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Not for everyone. Never meant to be. But if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤 |
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