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Amazing!
“Candle came perfectly packaged and arrived intact. Beautiful scent, the writing on the candle is a silly perk.”
Jessica · Verified buyer
Cocaine And Hookers Candle
Regular price
€25,47 EUR
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Cocaine and Hookers.
It is a candle. Settle down. Light it, let the room fill, and watch everyone who walks in read the label twice before they say anything.
- 12.5 oz glass jar
- Approximately 50–70 hours
- Coconut apricot wax
- Hand-poured in the USA
Made Without the Unnecessary Shit.
A cleaner candle made with paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a cotton wick that is free from lead and zinc. No unnecessary extras.
- Fragrance oils formulated without phthalates
- Paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax
- Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
- Natural wax color with no added dye
What Customers Say About Our Candles
★★★★★
Should Have Gotten One for Myself!
“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”
Diane · Verified buyer★★★★★
Perfect Gift
“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”
Alex · Verified buyerPick Your Scent
Five fragrances. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.
Vanilla Bean — Best Seller Buttercream · Vanilla · Bourbon +
Buttery cake and creamy vanilla swirl into soft sugar and a whisper of warm bourbon. A timeless gourmand that feels like home.
| Top | Buttercream |
|---|---|
| Middle | Cake, Vanilla |
| Base | Sugar, Bourbon |
Smells likea cake just out of the oven. Buttercream and warm sugar first, then soft vanilla, with a trace of bourbon underneath that keeps it from going flat.
Black Cherry Velvet Black Cherry · Vanilla · Cedar +
Juicy black cherry opens sweet and bright before settling into warm vanilla, cedar, and sandalwood. Fruity and balanced.
| Top | Black Cherry, Almond, Raspberry |
|---|---|
| Middle | Vanilla, Vetiver |
| Base | Cedar, Sandalwood |
Smells likedark cherries over warm vanilla. Almond and raspberry brighten the opening before it deepens into cedar and sandalwood.
Sea Salt + Orchid Ozone · Freesia · Amber +
Coastal freshness balanced with delicate florals and warm undertones. Clean and sophisticated, like a luxury seaside retreat with the windows open.
| Top | Ozone, Orange |
|---|---|
| Middle | Sea Salt, Freesia, Green Leaves |
| Base | Tonka Bean, Light Musk, Amber |
Smells likesea air through an open window. Ozone and orange at first, then sea salt and freesia, warming into tonka bean, musk, and amber.
Balsam & Cedar Smoky Woods · Moss · Incense +
Fresh eucalyptus awakens the senses while cedar, moss, and bayberry create an earthy heart layered with warmth. Grounded by fir, patchouli, and incense.
| Top | Eucalyptus |
|---|---|
| Middle | Cedar, Moss, Bayberry |
| Base | Fraser Fir, Patchouli, Incense |
Smells likea cabin with the fire going. Eucalyptus lifts the opening, then cedar, moss, and bayberry settle into fir, patchouli, and a thread of incense.
Espresso Coffee Bean · Sugar · Vanilla +
Freshly roasted coffee and soft sweetness blend into something cozy, nostalgic, and energizing all at once.
| Top | Coffee Bean |
|---|---|
| Middle | Sugar |
| Base | Coffee, Vanilla |
Smells likeespresso pulled fresh. Dark roasted coffee with sugar and cream, finishing warm and smooth on vanilla.
Buying It as a Gift?
Vanilla Bean: the easy yes. Warm, familiar, and loved by everyone.
Black Cherry Velvet: darker and bolder, for someone who likes a little edge.
Sea Salt + Orchid: clean and airy with a warmer base. The one that smells expensive.
Balsam & Cedar: smoky woods, moss, and incense. Deep and earthy.
Espresso: rich and roasted, for the one who is up either way.
The Details
Wax: Coconut-apricot blend
Size: 12.5 oz clear glass vessel
Burn Time: Approximately 50–70 hours with proper care
Wick: Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick
Fragrance: Phthalate-free fragrance oils
Production: Poured to order in 3–5 business days
Color: Natural wax; no added dye
Made In the United States
How It's Made +
Each candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a lead- and zinc-free cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.
Holiday heads-up: Every candle is poured to order. Please allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment and order early if you need it by a specific date. Carrier delivery dates are estimates, not guarantees.
The Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like
White elephant, the group chat, the friend who hosts everything, and anyone who will put this on a shelf where guests can see it. Give them something that makes them laugh and makes the whole room smell incredible.
Candle Care +
Trim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.
We've Got You
Every candle is poured to order and packed carefully. If it arrives damaged or something is not right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery with your order number and clear photos. Real people from a women-owned small business will help make it right.