Smells Like This Bitch Can Bake Glass Candle

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Smells Like This Bitch Can Bake.

And the whole house knows it. Pick your scent, light it before anyone comes over, and take credit for an entire afternoon of baking you absolutely did not do. Zero mixing bowls. Maximum domestic deception.

  • 12.5 oz glass jar
  • Approximately 50–70 hours
  • Coconut apricot wax
  • Small-batch · Clean formula

Made Without the Unnecessary Shit.

A cleaner candle made with paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax, non-toxic and phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a cotton wick that is free from lead and zinc. No unnecessary extras.

  • Non-toxic fragrance oils
  • Phthalate free
  • Paraffin free
  • Lead- and zinc-free wick
  • No added dye
  • Cruelty free

Pick Your Lie. I Mean, Scent.

Two fragrances, one very convincing alibi. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.

Warm Vanilla Cake Buttercream · Vanilla · Bourbon +

Warm · Sweet · Comforting · Year-Round Favorite

Creamy buttercream, soft vanilla cake, and warm sugar with a smooth hint of bourbon underneath. Rich and bakery-sweet without feeling heavy.

Top Buttercream
Middle Cake, Vanilla
Base Sugar, Bourbon

Smells likesomething just came out of the oven, even though nobody touched a mixing bowl.

Spiced Vanilla Pumpkin Cardamom · Pumpkin · Praline +

Warm · Spiced · Cozy · Fall Favorite

Creamy pumpkin and brown sugar warmed with cardamom, cinnamon, clove, and apple. Vanilla, praline, and black pepper give it a richer finish that keeps the sweetness balanced.

Top Cardamom, Apple
Middle Pumpkin, Brown Sugar
Base Vanilla, Praline, Cinnamon, Clove, Cream, Black Pepper

Smells likefall baking, oversized sweaters, and having your shit together for once.

like fallCan't Decide?

Warm Vanilla Cake: classic, sweet bakery energy you can burn all year.

Spiced Vanilla Pumpkin: warmer, spicier, and aggressively cozy.

The Details

Wax: Coconut-apricot blend
Size: 12.5 oz clear glass vessel
Burn Time: Approximately 50–70 hours
Wick: Cotton wick
Fragrance: Thoughtfully formulated fragrance oils
Production: Poured to order in small batches
Color: Natural wax; no added dye
Made InUnited States
How It's Made +

Each candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend and a cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.

The Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like

For the friend who always brings dessert, the mom who bakes for everybody, or the coworker who treats the office bake sale like a competitive sport. She has enough bath sets. Give her something that makes her laugh and makes the whole room smell incredible.

People Are Obsessed

★★★★★

Amazing!

“Candle came perfectly packaged and arrived intact. Beautiful scent, the writing on the candle is a silly perk.”

Customer review

★★★★★

Should Have Gotten One for Myself!

“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”

Customer review

★★★★★

Perfect Gift

“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”

Customer review
Candle Care +

Trim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.

We've Got You

Every candle is poured to order and packed carefully. If it arrives damaged or something isn't right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery. Real humans from a woman-owned small business will help make it right.