I Don't Rise And Shine, I Drag And Drop Mug
I Don’t Rise And Shine. I Drag And Drop.
Some mornings are for motivation. Others are for muttering “ugh” into your third cup of coffee while silently dragging files across your desktop. This mug is for the second kind.
Whether you’re coding, creating, or just trying to remember your login again, this is your not-so-subtle signal that you're functioning… just barely.
Because hustle culture can wait until after caffeine.
Why this mug belongs on your desk:
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Speaks fluent sarcasm before 10 AM
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Great for coworkers who think “rise and shine” is a personal attack
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Dishwasher + microwave safe (you know, for the 4th reheat)
Specs:
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15 oz ceramic
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white matte finish with bold black text
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Double-sided design (readable by you and your supervisor)
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Packaged ready to gift—or keep, no judgment
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