Funny Valentine’s Card - Your Package Has Arrived Penis Pop up Greeting Card - UntamedEgo LLC.
Funny Valentine’s Card - Your Package Has Arrived Penis Pop up Greeting Card - UntamedEgo LLC.
Funny Valentine’s Card - Your Package Has Arrived Penis Pop up Greeting Card - UntamedEgo LLC.
Funny Valentine’s Card - Your Package Has Arrived Penis Pop up Greeting Card - UntamedEgo LLC.
Funny Valentine’s Card - Your Package Has Arrived Penis Pop up Greeting Card - UntamedEgo LLC.

Funny Valentine’s Card - Your Package Has Arrived Penis Pop up Greeting Card

€8,22 EUR

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Be an awesome person . Give the gift of a reliable erection.

The outside of this 3D Dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Valentine’s Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime.  



What's Inside:

Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Inside background is light printed penises that allows for a handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
“Your Valentine’s Package Has Arrived” on front cover
Inside of card reveals 3D pop up penis. 

Please keep in mind that color many vary due to different monitor contrast.

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  • 5 stars: 2 (67%)
  • 4 stars: 1 (33%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
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DEREK JOHNSON
Nice card.

Your service was super. The USPS sucks swamp water. This single card was routed through 24 different postal centers prior to it's arrival here. Too late to mail out for Valentine's Day.

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Kevin Walker
A surprise indeed...

It was a bit gutsy, but She smiled as big as I hoped...

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Gail Tan
Best surprises

I sent all my besties a card in different states and what a nice surprise. They felt the love while laughing their asses off.