Cats Don't Tell The Police Where Your Drugs Are Tee

Regular price €34,87 EUR

8 reviews
Free shipping on orders over $50

Every UntamedEgo design exists because someone needed to say something. This shirt is for the person who means it.

Wear it loud. Mean it.

Not everyone gets it. That’s the point.

Soft & Durable

Premium quality that holds up wash after wash.

Bold Print

Vivid color that stays sharp. No cracking. No fading.

Ships From The U.S.

Ships in 2 to 5 business days. Free on orders over $50.

Garment Washed

Washed until it feels like it’s already yours.

The Shirts Speak For Themselves
300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   ★★★★★

★★★★★

"I get so many compliments — but the best was when the lady at Sephora saw it and filled my bag with samples!"

Kristin M.

★★★★★

"This is my second shirt and third purchase. Impressed with the quality every single time!"

Tara N.

★★★★★

"This is my favorite shirt in the whole world. Out of the 4 shirts I ordered, this one gets the MOST compliments!"

Jamie R.

★★★★★

"So soft and comfortable. I wear it all the time — it’s become one of my absolute favorites."

Ashley L.

★★★★★

"These are the best shirts anywhere — and this is the best company I have ever done business with."

Sandra P.

They come back. Every single time.

Bold designs. Real quality. Worn everywhere.

Fit & Details

✦  Sizes S — 4XL — because bold looks good on everybody

✦  Unisex relaxed fit. Fits true to size. Size down for fitted, size up two for oversized.

✦  Model is a size small wearing a size XL. Looks great at every size.

✦  Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton, precision color print. Built to last and gets softer every wash.

✦  Sizing question or buying as a gift? Email us: customercare@untamedego.com

This shirt knows its people.

Built Different.

This Is The Shirt That Becomes Your Favorite.

Not because you decided it would be — because it earns it. Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton, washed until it feels broken in from day one. The kind of soft that gets better every wash, and a precision color print that stays sharp for years. Worn twice a week, this shirt costs less than 40 cents a wear over a year. For something people will stop you to ask about.

Gets better with age

Garment-dyed and soft-washed before it ships. Three years from now this will be the shirt you reach for first.

The print holds

Full-color precision printing that survives the wash, the dryer, and the years. Sharp, vivid, and built to last.

Made for you, not the masses

Not sitting in a warehouse, not printed in bulk. Your order triggers your shirt. Made with intention, for you, every time.

You’re Not Done.

The stickers go everywhere the shirt can’t.

The ones people notice first, ask about on sight, then go home and immediately want to know where you got them.

Bold UntamedEgo art, holographic vinyl. Made to live on your laptop, your Stanley, your car. Save 30% with a mystery pack and hit $50 for free shipping.

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No self-control required.

We’ve Got You

✦  Made to order means made for you. We stand behind every single one, no exceptions.

✦  Need us? We’re here. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.

✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24–48 hours.

✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.

This Is Yours.

Make It Yours.

When you wear UntamedEgo, you’re not just wearing a shirt. You’re saying something.

Part of the core collection

This design has been in the UntamedEgo family from the beginning. It’s here because people keep coming back for it. That’s the only reason a design stays.

New drops regularly

This is the first of many. New designs drop regularly. Follow @untamedego so you never miss one.

Carried in 200+ boutiques nationwide

Started in a kitchen. Now on shelves in national retailers and 200+ independent boutiques across the U.S. When you wear this, you’re part of something that started as one woman’s decision to say something.

UntamedEgo — bold graphic tees

Design is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.  ●  Tag us @untamedego

Customers rave about this t-shirt, with many calling it their "new favorite shirt." The design is cute and funny, generating compliments. Print quality is excellent and the fabric is soft, comfortable cotton. Fits oversized; customers recommend sizing down. Some note shrinkage after washing. Available in plus sizes.

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I love it so much

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AH

Love this t shirt, cute design, print quality is great! The shirt is soft whit an oversized fit. Very happy cat lady, I will definitely be purchasing from this shop again!

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Breonna Brasil
OBSESSED

Literally obsessed. I love this style so much but have never been able to find many companies that offer truly bigger sizes for plus size. I ordered 4X in all of the shirts I’ve ordered (I’ve bought 4 now) and I honestly could’ve gone with a 3X and still had that oversized shirt look. They do shrink when you wash them so I also sized up due to that but like I said I still would’ve been good with a 3X if I wanted to. Just for reference I’m 280, and have a bra size of 44G.

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jennifer bolter
Love it

This is my new favorite shirt!! ❤️❤️❤️

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Ana Isabel Teixeira
cat lady

I love this t shirt! the quality of cotton is amazing. Should have gone down a size but it's still so stylish!

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J.I.
Love

My new favorite shirt!!! Love it!!

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MICHAELA Wallace

Comfy, cute, funny…. Love it 😊

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Ashley Howell

My favorite shirt! Get so many compliments (and judgemental stares)! Loved it so much I ordered more right after it came!