Allowing You Into My Vagina | Funny Valentine’s Day Card
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Romantic. Honest. Iconic.
The Allowing You Into My Vagina greeting card is bold humor wrapped in clean, minimalist design. Equal parts hilarious and heartfelt, this card is made for partners who appreciate honesty, confidence, and a little shock value done right.
With a crisp red border, playful typography, and a simple heart detail, this card keeps the focus on the message without overcomplicating the design. It’s perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or anytime you want to make a statement that’s both funny and unforgettable.
Designed in Los Angeles and printed in the USA on premium cardstock, this card feels intentional, elevated, and gift-ready. The inside is blank so you can personalize it with something sweet, sarcastic, or completely unhinged.
Details:
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Size: 5 x 7 inches
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Blank inside
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Designed in Los Angeles
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Printed in the USA
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Premium cardstock
UntamedEgo cards are known for bold humor, nostalgic design, and premium small-batch quality. Each card is printed locally in Los Angeles and designed to bring laughter, attitude, and sparkle to every occasion.
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Got myself a few school-appropriate stickies, so of course I haaaaad to grab a couple for my spicy little too. always excellent quality!
The material is great, comfortable and the design is impeccable. Love love love it. I get so many compliments on it as well.
I bought this as a gift for a dear friend as a sign of encouragement in solidarity, and she was so moved and adores her new shirt. Thank you much for making quality products for the resistance! 💜🫶🏻
If the statement and the image don't speak to you then, the comfort and the color selection definitely will! Love the message, the fit, and the customer service, as always!
Love the mug, great quality and it’s been in constant use since it arrived! My initial order got lost somewhere en route but they were very quick to pop another in the post and it arrived shortly after. Will definitely be ordering again soon!
The perfect work sticker that's a little sassy but not pushing the limit, lol. Good quality sticker and I love the sparkle.
This is my favorite bracelet. People aren’t expecting what it says until the words are out of their mouths. Then they ask where I got it. I consider that question to be an endorsement.
These mugs are unbelievably funny. Love them.
Love it great gift. Bought a couple of these and everyone loved them now I have to buy one for myself 😀
Bigger than expected. Loved it. Just like the Pic.
Bought this for my Sister In Law !!! She Loved it !!!! was an awesome gift !!! Thank you !!!
I own two of their sweatshirts and I just can’t tell you enough how much I wear them. I got my daughter the tee version of this design and she loves it!
I purchased a candle as a gift for a friend. I was nervous about buying a scented object online and for someone else, but chose the sugar apple spice scent. My friend LOVED it. The only criticism we can give is that now she has to choose whether to kept the candle perfect and beautiful for display, or burn it to enjoy the wonderful scent. Also, as a person with allergies, I’d like add that while the scent was strong, it did not make me feel like my face was swelling. An excellent product; it came well-packaged for shipping; communication about shipping was very clear; would order again.
I love my sticker and its perfect for my water jug!!
Keychains are great quality and so fun!