Wake Up Princess Jumbo Mug, 20oz
Wake up, princess. ☕
Capitalism demands your sacrifice.
The alarm did not ask.
The 20 oz mug for the ones who are awake, employed, and unenthusiastic about both.
Not everyone gets it. That is the point.
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Jumbo 20 oz Capacity Nearly double a standard 11 oz mug. One pour, one sit down, no getting up before you are ready to speak to anyone. |
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Durable White Ceramic Heavy in the hand the way good ceramic should be. Glossy finish that keeps the print sharp wash after wash, and thick enough that the last third is still warm. |
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Double Sided Print Left-handed, right-handed, or turned toward whoever needs to read it across the table. It works either way. |
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C-Shaped Easy Grip Handle Wide enough for more than two fingers, which matters more on a full 20 oz than most people expect. Ships wrapped, protected, and insured. |
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Gift It. Or Treat Yourself. For the coworker who has been at this job too long. The friend who says good morning like a threat. The version of you that has already refreshed your bank app once today. |
Mug Details
✦ 20 oz jumbo capacity
✦ Durable white ceramic with a glossy finish
✦ Double-sided print
✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle
✦ 4.62" (H) x 3.37" (W)
✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe
✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping
✦ If it arrives broken, we replace it at no cost
✦ Made to order to reduce overproduction
✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.
Wake up, princess. The economy won't exploit itself. ☕
Not The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.
The Mug That Names The Arrangement.
Somewhere between the alarm and the first sip, you remember the arrangement. You get up, you go in, you produce value for somebody else, and in exchange you get to keep your apartment. Wake up, princess. Capitalism demands your sacrifice. It holds 20 oz because the arrangement requires it. Durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle and a bold double-sided print. The kind of mug that becomes the only one you use.
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The mug that says it before you do They open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has a meeting in eleven minutes. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours. |
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For The One Who Is Simply Enduring For the ones who love their friends, hate the commute, and have made peace with exactly one of those things. The ones whose humor is how they get through it. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. accurate. |
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For The Coworker Who Deserves A Bigger Mug Sits on a desk, gets read by everyone who walks past, and says the quiet part without anyone having to say it in a meeting. |
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Or Just Treat Yourself You already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self. |
☕ Complete the desk.
Complete The Desk.
Add The Work Humor Sticker Collection.
The mug covers the desk. The stickers handle the laptop, the water bottle, and every other surface HR technically cannot regulate.
Holographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built to survive real life. 🖤
The perfect desk companion.
We've Got You
✦ Arrives broken or wrong? Send a photo within 7 days and we replace it at no charge.
✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.
✦ Made to order to reduce overproduction.
✦ Woman-owned and independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.
For The Ones Who Showed Up Anyway. ☕
Capitalism Demands Your Sacrifice.
This is the mug for the ones who got up anyway. A full 20 oz of durable white ceramic, double-sided, with a handle you can actually hold. The kind of piece that becomes the only mug in the cabinet you reach for.
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Carried in 200+ boutiques nationwide Started in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention. |
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Not for everyone. Never meant to be. But if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤 |
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