He Sees You When You’re Sleeping | Funny Christmas Card
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He sees you when you’re sleeping… and he said you snore like a pig.
The perfect Christmas card for your husband, boyfriend, or partner who brings both joy and noise to the holiday season. Equal parts festive and unfiltered, this cheeky UntamedEgo card is guaranteed to make them laugh (and maybe sleep on the couch).
Details:
Premium matte card stock with bold, vivid color printing
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") — the perfect stocking-stuffer size
Blank inside so you can write your own naughty or nice message
Includes matching envelope
Designed in Los Angeles, Ca
Whether you’re shopping for a funny romantic card or something to break up the endless “Merry Christmas” clichés, this one hits the sweet spot between sassy and sentimental.
Let customers speak for us
Great message & great quality!
Great quality sticker as always!
Love this sticker; It is great quality, too.
No truer words have ever been put on a sticker. Great quality, as always!
These are so cute. I work remotely so I bought them for my whole team to connect us. ❤️
Love them! So soft!
Great quality and I never have to wait long for my order. LOVE LOVE the prints 🤘🏽❤️🔥🤘🏽✨. 🙏🏽
There were so many great stickers to choose from, and I love a great mystery grab bag, so I rolled the dice and ordered this sticker pack. Boy, did it deliver!
I have never laughed so much when reading these. The abundance of swearing makes my heart swell and lets me know I am not alone in how I’m feeling these days. I have shared them with some friends and gotten smiles all around.
I highly recommend. These stickers are great quality, especially if you like putting them on water bottles. Please try this bundle out, it will make your day.
This is a great shirt! I can’t wait to wear it. My mom laughed out loud when she saw it. I highly recommend, the printing is beautifully done and the shirt is a nice heavy weight.
These mugs are great. The quality is nice and they are a great size. I can’t wait to gift them to my co-workers.
I absolutely adore my mugs. Every single one which amounts to about 12. They give me smiles and giggles and think they're all wonderful. Bravo! Don't ever change and the dirtier the better. We all need it.
So after weeks of waiting for it to arrive from America to the uk it’s a surprise for my wife and she loves this love ordering from this company please don’t stop
I had been waiting for this shirt! I wanted to buy one last year, but wasn’t able to. This shirt is perfect to wear on every Friday the 13th. It’s just so fetch!
The quality of the shirt as well as the print is wonderful. My only complaint was the neckline being too tight for me, but I know it will loosen over time. So it isn’t too much of a deal breaker.