Sorry Your Birthday Is In December | Funny Birthday Card
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Sorry December babies — you really deserved better.
This hilariously blunt birthday card is made for every friend, coworker, or cousin whose December birthday has been overshadowed by Christmas since the day they were born. It’s savage, accurate, and guaranteed to get a laugh.
Designed in UntamedEgo’s bold, unapologetic style, this card is perfect for anyone who appreciates sarcasm with a side of reality. If they’ve ever complained about being gifted “combined presents,” having no one show up to their party, or being told to “wait until after the holidays”… this is the card.
Perfect for:
• December birthdays
• Coworkers with chaotic humor
• Friends who love unhinged, petty gifts
• Anyone who thrives on brutally honest cards
Details:
• 5x7 premium greeting card
• Blank inside so you can personalize the chaos
• Includes envelope
• Printed locally in Los Angeles
• Premium cardstock, small-batch quality
Give them the brutally honest card they should’ve been getting all along.
Let customers speak for us
I have several shirts from this company and have loved every single one but after talking with Evelyn, I love this company even more. She was so fast to answer an issue I had, which turned out to be my mistake not theirs, and she was so sweet about it. Not only are these the best shirts anywhere but this is the best company I have ever done business with.
Got it for my husband to go along with his gift and he loved it😅
Great gift for my work friends.
It’s perfect and larger than expected. My friend is going to love it.
Awesome customer service! Somehow my sweatshirt showed up with the wrong saying and Evelyn answered my email quickly and got the right one sent out so fast!
Love this cup so much. So does my husband and he stole it. Now he wants 4 more to give to friends.
Quality of these stickers are so worth the money. The artwork and glittery colors are next level.
High quality waterproof stickers. I’ll definitely be purchasing more.
I bought this for a friend. She and her husband love it. I wish I had gotten one for myself! These stickers are great quality, and there are so many insanely cool designs to choose from. I’ll definitely be ordering again!
Great stickers.
Makes a good cup if coffee great because it makes me laugh everytime I use it.
Per the usual, I am in love with the shirts for their feel, their comfort, and their ability to tell the truth 🤣
T-shirts are super comfy!! Have purchased several items and I’ve loved all of them!! Co-workers can’t wait to see what I bring in next 🤣❤️
Direct quote from the person I bought this for: “I’m obsessed, 10/10.” They love the look, the engraving, and the ability to bend the cuff bracelet so it isn’t too loose. Very happy!
I've received so many compliments on this sticker! Untamed Ego's stickers are not only gloriously funny and sarcastic, they're great quality. Sturdy and look great on anything.
I've received so many compliments on this sticker! Untamed Ego's stickers are not only gloriously funny and sarcastic, they're great quality. Sturdy and look great on anything.