Honestly You Still Look 29 From a Distance | Funny Birthday Candle

Some birthdays deserve cake. Others deserve brutal honesty delivered with love.

This candle is the perfect balance of sweet and savage, making it an instant hit for milestone birthdays, best friends, coworkers, siblings, and anyone who can take a joke. It’s funny, giftable, and just self-aware enough to still feel thoughtful.

Designed to get laughs before it even gets lit, this candle is a go-to last-minute gift that somehow feels intentional. Light it during birthday celebrations, late-night laughs, or whenever aging gracefully feels like a group effort.

Details
• 9 oz  & 4 oz glass jar
• Coconut apricot wax
• Vegan, non-toxic, paraben-free, phthalate-free
• Cotton wick, lead and zinc free
• Hand poured in the USA
• 9oz ( 45 hour burn time) 4oz (20 hour burn time)

Candle comes cello-wrapped with a pink bow on top.

SCENT NOTES:

BIRTHDAY CAKE

Top: Buttercream
Middle: Cake, Vanilla
Base: Sugar, Bourbon

GRAPEFRUIT + MANGOSTEEN

Top: Orange, Orange Peel
Middle: Mango, Grapefruit, Peach
Base: Cedar, Red Currant

WHITE OAK + VANILLA

Top: Palm, Aloe
Middle: Oak, Leather, Patchouli
Base: Smoke, Leather, Whiskey

BERRIES + CHAMPAGNE

Top: Citrus, Raspberry
Middle:  Champagne
Base:  Musk, Praline

COCONUT CREAM LIME

Top: Lime, Mango
Middle: Coconut, Pineapple
Base: Coconut Milk, Tonka Bean, Cream

SEA SALT + PEONY

Top: Bergamot, Sea Salt
Middle: Peony, Mint
Base: Juniper, Light Musk, Marine

LAVENDER

Top: Citrus, Bergamot
Middle: Lavender 
Base:    Camphor, Eucalyptus, Powder, Cedar

PUMPKIN SPICE

Top: Clove, Cinnamon, Nutmeg

Middle: Pumpkin, Buttercream

Base: Vanilla, Smoke

Clean Ingredients

Made with a vegan coconut apricot wax blend that is toxin-free, paraben-free, phthalate-free, and sourced from renewable materials. All fragrance oils are phthalate-free and formulated without ingredients listed on California’s Proposition 65 list.

Candle Care

Before lighting, trim wick to 1/4".
Keep wax free of debris.
Never leave burning unattended.
Keep away from children, pets, and flammable objects.