On the Day You Were Born Card | Funny Birthday Card| Funny Astrology Birthday Card
Because not all birthday cards need balloons.
This celestial-inspired birthday card pairs cosmic drama with subtle sarcasm. Featuring the word “Bitch” written in constellations above the line “On the day you were born, the stars were perfectly aligned,” it’s equal parts poetic and petty.
It looks sentimental from far away. It gets very real up close.
Perfect for best friends, siblings, chaotic soulmates, or anyone who appreciates a compliment wrapped in just enough attitude.
Minimal design. Deep blue galaxy sky. Crisp white lettering. It’s dramatic, slightly unhinged, and exactly the energy some birthdays deserve.
Blank inside so you can keep it sweet… or not.
Details
• 5 x 7 inch greeting card
• Blank inside
• Designed in Los Angeles
• Printed in the U.S.
• Envelope included