{"product_id":"your-excel-skills-are-trash-ugly-christmas-sweater","title":"Your Excel Skills Are Trash Ugly Christmas Sweater","description":"\u003c!-- ===========================================================\n     UNTAMEDEGO | UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATSHIRT\n     Reusable product description template\n\n     EDIT BEFORE PUBLISHING:\n       [DESIGN NAME]\n       [SHORT DESIGN-SPECIFIC HOOK]\n       [SHORT DRY PUNCHLINE]\n       Fabric composition and size range (check each product's variants)\n\n     OPTIONAL, DISABLED BY DEFAULT:\n       Restock \/ sellout notice (see commented block)\n       Model sizing line (see commented block)\n\n     Do not publish with placeholder text still visible.\n     =========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n  \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eYour Excel Skills Are Trash. I Like You as a Person.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eMeans both halves of it sincerely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eBoth things can be true.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n       True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n       where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n    Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n    printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n  \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      For ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and showing\n      up slightly less appropriately dressed than everyone else.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n    Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n    the most reliable guide.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n    Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n    wear something underneath, size up one.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n  \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n  --\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n  \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n        it with the garment measurements below.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n      \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n           Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n        \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n          \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n          \u003cthead\u003e\n            \u003ctr\u003e\n              \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n              \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n              \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n              \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n            \u003c\/tr\u003e\n          \u003c\/thead\u003e\n          \u003ctbody\u003e\n            \u003ctr\u003e\n              \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n              \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n              \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n              \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003ctr\u003e\n              \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n              \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n              \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n              \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003ctr\u003e\n              \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n              \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n              \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n              \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003ctr\u003e\n              \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n              \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n              \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n              \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003ctr\u003e\n              \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n              \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n              \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n              \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003ctr\u003e\n              \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n              \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n              \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n              \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003c\/tr\u003e\n          \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n        Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n        sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n        taken around your chest with a tape.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n  \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n        preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n        Follow the garment care label.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n    \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n      \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n      \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n    \u003c\/article\u003e\n    \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n      \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n      \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n    \u003c\/article\u003e\n    \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n      \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n      \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n    \u003c\/article\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n    \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n    Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? 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