{"product_id":"this-candle-smells-like-my-two-weeks-notice-glass-candle-1","title":"This Candle Smells Like My Two Weeks Notice Glass Candle","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO CANDLE PRODUCT DESCRIPTION --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Shopify-safe: native details\/summary accordions; no JavaScript required. --\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .ue-candle-copy {\n    --ue-ink: #111111;\n    --ue-pink: #ff4fa3;\n    --ue-pink-pale: #fff0f7;\n    --ue-yellow: #fff35c;\n    --ue-muted: #444444;\n    max-width: 720px;\n    margin: 0 auto;\n    color: var(--ue-ink);\n    font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n  }\n\n  .ue-candle-copy * {\n    box-sizing: border-box;\n  }\n\n  .ue-candle-copy h2 {\n    margin: 0 0 10px;\n    color: var(--ue-ink);\n    font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Arial, sans-serif);\n    font-size: clamp(26px, 4vw, 38px);\n    font-weight: 900;\n    line-height: 1.08;\n    letter-spacing: -0.025em;\n    text-align: 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It is written, saved, and reread twice a week. Light this on the desk and let it sit there like a countdown nobody else can see.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ue-candle-copy__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12.5 oz glass jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximately 50–70 hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoconut apricot wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-candle-copy__clean\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade Without the Unnecessary Shit.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA cleaner candle made with paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a cotton wick that is free from lead and zinc. No unnecessary extras.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ue-candle-copy__clean-list\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFragrance oils formulated without phthalates\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eParaffin-free coconut-apricot wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead- and zinc-free cotton wick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural wax color with no added dye\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"ue-candle-copy__section-title\"\u003eWhat Customers Say About Our Candles\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-reviews\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"ue-review\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-review__stars\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAmazing!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Candle came perfectly packaged and arrived intact. Beautiful scent, the writing on the candle is a silly perk.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003csmall\u003eJessica · Verified buyer\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"ue-review\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-review__stars\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShould Have Gotten One for Myself!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003csmall\u003eDiane · Verified buyer\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"ue-review\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-review__stars\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect Gift\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003csmall\u003eAlex · Verified buyer\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"ue-candle-copy__section-title\"\u003ePick Your Scent\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-candle-copy__helper\"\u003eSix fragrances. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-scent\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-name\"\u003eEspresso — Office Favorite\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-tease\"\u003eCoffee Bean · Sugar · Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-plus\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-scent-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-tags\"\u003eWarm · Bold · Comforting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-desc\"\u003eFreshly roasted coffee and soft sweetness blend into something cozy, nostalgic, and energizing all at once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-note\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eTop\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCoffee Bean\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eMiddle\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSugar\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eBase\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCoffee, Vanilla\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-smells\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmells like\u003c\/b\u003eespresso pulled fresh. Dark roasted coffee with sugar and cream, finishing warm and smooth on vanilla.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-scent\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-name\"\u003eVanilla Bean — Best Seller\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-tease\"\u003eButtercream · Vanilla · Bourbon\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-plus\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-scent-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-tags\"\u003eSweet · Warm · Timeless\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-desc\"\u003eButtery cake and creamy vanilla swirl into soft sugar and a whisper of warm bourbon. A timeless gourmand that feels like home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-note\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eTop\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eButtercream\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eMiddle\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCake, Vanilla\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eBase\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSugar, Bourbon\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-smells\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmells like\u003c\/b\u003ea cake just out of the oven. Buttercream and warm sugar first, then soft vanilla, with a trace of bourbon underneath that keeps it from going flat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-scent\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-name\"\u003eLavender — Customer Favorite\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-tease\"\u003eBergamot · Lavender · Cedar\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-plus\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-scent-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-tags\"\u003eSpa · Relaxing · Calm · Botanical\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-desc\"\u003eSoft, calming, and effortlessly timeless. Fresh herbal notes and soothing lavender create an atmosphere of relaxation, while gentle woods add warmth and depth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-note\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eTop\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCitrus, Bergamot\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eMiddle\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLavender\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eBase\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCamphor, Eucalyptus, Powder, Cedar\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-smells\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmells like\u003c\/b\u003elavender cut fresh and left to dry. Bergamot and citrus brighten the opening, then it settles into clean herbal calm over powder and cedar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-scent\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-name\"\u003eFresh Linen + Sea Salt\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-tease\"\u003eLinen · Eucalyptus · Moss\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-plus\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-scent-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-tags\"\u003eClean · Calm · Spa Inspired\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-desc\"\u003eCrisp ozone and soft linen blend with cooling eucalyptus and delicate florals. Clean, peaceful, and easy to love in any room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-note\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eTop\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOzone, Linen\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eMiddle\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFreesia, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eBase\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMoss, Powder\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-smells\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmells like\u003c\/b\u003eclean linen drying in salt air. Crisp ozone and eucalyptus up front, softening into freesia, moss, and powder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-scent\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-name\"\u003eFraser Fir — Holiday Favorite\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-tease\"\u003eCypress · Evergreen · Amber\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-plus\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-scent-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-tags\"\u003eEvergreen · Fresh · Holiday\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-desc\"\u003eBright citrus and rich woods create something both invigorating and comforting. A snow-covered forest of towering evergreens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-note\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eTop\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCypress, Lemon Peel\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eMiddle\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eEvergreen, Cedar\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eBase\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFir, Amber, Moss\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-smells\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmells like\u003c\/b\u003ea fresh cut tree brought inside. Cypress and lemon peel at first, then deep evergreen and cedar over amber and moss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-scent\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-name\"\u003eWinter Apple\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-tease\"\u003eApple · Cinnamon · Pine\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-plus\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-scent-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-tags\"\u003eFall · Woodland · Nostalgic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-desc\"\u003eWarm spices, woodland notes, and seasonal comfort. Like a quiet walk through a forest blanketed in colorful leaves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-note\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eTop\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eApple, Cinnamon, Clove\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eMiddle\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePine, Eucalyptus, Juniper, Cranberry\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eBase\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCedar\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-smells\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmells like\u003c\/b\u003ecold air and crushed leaves. Crisp apple and clove at first, then pine and juniper, finishing dry and woody on cedar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-candle-copy__recommendation\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBuying It for a Coworker?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEspresso:\u003c\/strong\u003e the desk scent. For the one already on their third cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVanilla Bean:\u003c\/strong\u003e the safest choice if you barely know them. Warm, familiar, and hard to get wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLavender:\u003c\/strong\u003e herbal and calming, for the one who needs the room to settle down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFresh Linen + Sea Salt:\u003c\/strong\u003e clean and neutral. Works on any desk, in any office.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFraser Fir:\u003c\/strong\u003e the classic Christmas-tree scent. Fresh, bright, and unmistakably the season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWinter Apple:\u003c\/strong\u003e crisp apple and clove over pine. The only one that is not a tree or a dessert.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"ue-candle-copy__section-title\"\u003eThe Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eWax: Coconut-apricot blend\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eSize: 12.5 oz clear glass vessel\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eBurn Time: Approximately 50–70 hours with proper care\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eWick: Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eFragrance: Phthalate-free fragrance oils\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eProduction: Poured to order in 3–5 business days\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eColor: Natural wax; no added dye\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eMade In the United States\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-info\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-info-name\"\u003eHow It's Made\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-plus\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-info-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a lead- and zinc-free cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-candle-copy__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHoliday heads-up:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every candle is poured to order. Please allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment and order early if you need it by a specific date. Carrier delivery dates are estimates, not guarantees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-candle-copy__gift\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor Secret Santa, the office exchange, the coworker counting down, and the friend who has been threatening to quit since March. She has enough bath sets. Give her something that makes her laugh and makes the whole room smell incredible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-info\" style=\"margin-top: 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-info-name\"\u003eCandle Care\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-plus\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-info-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTrim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-candle-copy__guarantee\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery candle is poured to order and packed carefully. If it arrives damaged or something is not right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery with your order number and clear photos. Real people from a women-owned small business will help make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"ESPRESSO - OFFICE FAVORITE","offer_id":50556947595512,"sku":"PMH91-GLO-NO-FC.1867316","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"VANILLA BEAN - BEST SELLERS","offer_id":50556947628280,"sku":"PMH91-GLO-NO-VAN.1867317","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"FRASER FIR - HOLIDAY FAVORITE","offer_id":50556947726584,"sku":"PMH91-GLO-NO-FF.1867320","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"LAVENDER - CUSTOMER FAVORITE","offer_id":50556947661048,"sku":"PMH91-GLO-NO-LAV.1867318","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"FRESH LINEN + SEA SALT","offer_id":50556947693816,"sku":"PMH91-GLO-NO-SPA.1867319","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"WINTER APPLE","offer_id":50556947759352,"sku":"PMH91-GLO-NO-FL.1867321","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/This_Candle_Smells_Like_My_Two_Weeks_Notice_funny_work_candle_in_Espresso_scent_by_UntamedEgo.jpg?v=1789867225","url":"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/products\/this-candle-smells-like-my-two-weeks-notice-glass-candle-1","provider":"UntamedEgo LLC.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}