Thanks For All The Orgasms Greeting Card
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Ordinarily, items ship within 2-4 business days unless otherwise specified. ( Holiday timeframe is 3-5 days) with possible delays.
Our items are made with tons of care and love. Each item is hand- printed & made to order so we require 2-4 days to process your order. Holiday collections can take 5-7 days to ship.
All our items ship from the U.S. For Domestic orders, Packages generally take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: typically can take 15-30 days for delivery. Please remember that on rare occasions, due to customs delays, delivery can be extended to 45-60 days.
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All of our items are made with tons of care and love. Quality is extremely important to us. This is why have a 100% quality guarantee on all of our products. If any item is damaged in transit or does not meet your expectation. we promise to replace your order at no cost to you.
Our team is filled with incredible people that are always willing to help. If it questions about a product or an existing order, Untamedego will help you every step of the way. We promise to reply within 24 hours.
We want you to feel like a badass that you are. As a result, we offer a 100% guarantee that our products will make you look as cool as you think you are. It's why our high-quality items are always one-of-a-kind with intricate detail and unique design pieces that distinguish them from the rest.
This high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.
*Item cannot be personalized*
sold individually or in sets.
Shipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class.
My card came right on valentines (I ordered late and it came on the expected day). He laughed so hard when he opened it. It’s currently hanging on our fridge and we always laugh at it..
Thankyou so much. My husband loved it. It was very well made and looked great. Will order from you in the future.
My boyfriend thought it was hilarious and kinky at the same time lmao 😜
She loved this card it was the perfect balance of sweet caring substance and our brand of naughty humor.
Great valentines cards! Definitely put a smile on my Husbands face! will definitely be buying more!
I bought this bracelet as a birthday present for my best friend. She absolutely loves it!
I bought this card for my daughter's birthday. She absolutely loved it!
I got this for a friend who makes spreadsheets for fun. It is now sitting on his work desk.
Great quality card stock. Plenty of room inside for writing. Husband loved it!
Card arrived in a timely manner and was as described. Sent it on to the birthday person and it was well received. A little pricey, but since it was his birthday present, it was okay.
Got this for my best friend who is his own accounting department. The delight was obvious and contagious. T'was a bit bigger than expected and perfect!
I LOVE everything I ordered
These cards are great!! Very high quality as well! Iam definitely placing another order
This was a gift but I had to smell it before giving it to her and it was great! These are so fun. I ordered again shortly after this!
Love this mug! Great quality, sassy, hilarious. One would think it's a cute witchy kitty Halloween mug upon quick glance.
If you're offended by this mug this mug is probably about you! ;) LOL! LOVE IT!!
The card was a hit! Nice quality and arrived quickly.
I crossed off boyfriend and am giving this to my hubs. So funny. I wish it had the voice with it too! My son just tagged me in a coffee mug you guys sell & I will be placing an order for that too! I’ll be back with a pic review! Happy holidays to all! Best cards right here!
So funny! I bought one for myself and one for my coworker for Christmas. The mug is big, exactly as pictured, and excellent quality. It arrived fast and was packaged really well.
When he sees this mug. Perfect for someone who loves spreadsheets and coffee!
My bf loved this!
I am handing these out with my Christmas treats for friends and family. The facial expressions and laughter just add to the gift! Support this business - you will NOT disappointed. (Unless you have a stick up your @ss - then this is not the shop for you.) Thanks, girl! Can’t wait for next year! ❤️