Thanks For All The Orgasms Greeting Card

$7.50
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SHIPPING:

Our candles & gift boxes ship within 2-5 business days.

Ordinarily, items ship within 2-4 business days unless otherwise specified. ( Holiday timeframe is 3-5 days) with possible delays.

Our items are made with tons of care and love. Each item is hand- printed & made to order so we require 2-4 days to process your order. Holiday collections can take 5-7 days to ship.


DELIVERY:

All our items ship from the U.S. For Domestic orders, Packages generally take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping.

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: typically can take 15-30 days for delivery. Please remember that on rare occasions, due to customs delays, delivery can be extended to 45-60 days.

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NON-US CUSTOMERS: Please note the buyer (that's you) is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

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All of our items are made with tons of care and love. Quality is extremely important to us. This is why have a 100% quality guarantee on all of our products. If any item is damaged in transit or does not meet your expectation. we promise to replace your order at no cost to you.

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Our team is filled with incredible people that are always willing to help. If it questions about a product or an existing order, Untamedego will help you every step of the way. We promise to reply within 24 hours.

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We want you to feel like a badass that you are. As a result, we offer a 100% guarantee that our products will make you look as cool as you think you are. It's why our high-quality items are always one-of-a-kind with intricate detail and unique design pieces that distinguish them from the rest.

This high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.

 Size: 5x7

Blank Inside.

*Item cannot be personalized*

sold individually or in sets.

Shipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class.

Customer Reviews

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Sarah McCune
My boyfriend loved it

My card came right on valentines (I ordered late and it came on the expected day). He laughed so hard when he opened it. It’s currently hanging on our fridge and we always laugh at it..

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T. Taylor
My husband loved it

Thankyou so much. My husband loved it. It was very well made and looked great. Will order from you in the future.

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Shakira Garcia Cancel
Love it!

My boyfriend thought it was hilarious and kinky at the same time lmao 😜

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Matthew Copney
A clever mix of sweet and raunchy

She loved this card it was the perfect balance of sweet caring substance and our brand of naughty humor.

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Annie Shultz
Loved the cards

Great valentines cards! Definitely put a smile on my Husbands face! will definitely be buying more!