{"product_id":"shit-storm-survivors-group-ugly-christmas-sweater","title":"Shit Storm Survivors Group Ugly Christmas Sweater","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO PRODUCT DESCRIPTION --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Native details\/summary accordion. No JavaScript. 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4px;\n      font-size: 13px;\n    }\n\n    .ue-product__sizechart thead th {\n      font-size: 10px;\n      letter-spacing: 0.03em;\n    }\n  }\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__lede\"\u003eEvery UntamedEgo design exists because someone needed to say something. This one is for the office holiday party, worn by the people who lived through the same year and have the group chat to prove it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__call\"\u003eShitstorm \u003cspan\u003eSurvivors Group.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eMembership earned. Attendance mandatory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDangerously \u003cstrong style=\"display: inline !important;\"\u003eSoft. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(17, 17, 17); font-size: 0.875rem; display: inline !important;\"\u003eAir\u003c\/span\u003e jet spun yarn, the kind you put on and never take off.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCozy Season \u003cstrong style=\"display: inline !important;\"\u003eReady. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(17, 17, 17); font-size: 0.875rem; display: inline !important;\"\u003eHeavy\u003c\/span\u003e enough for the office thermostat war.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt To \u003cstrong style=\"display: inline !important;\"\u003eSurvive. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(17, 17, 17); font-size: 0.875rem; display: inline !important;\"\u003eDouble\u003c\/span\u003e needle stitching at every seam. It outlasts the job.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePre-Shrunk: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display: inline !important;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(17, 17, 17); font-size: 0.875rem; display: inline !important;\"\u003eWashed\u003c\/span\u003e before it ships, so it fits the same in March.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYour usual size:\u003c\/strong\u003e classic crew fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize up one:\u003c\/strong\u003e relaxed, the sweatshirt you live in all December.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize up two:\u003c\/strong\u003e fully oversized, leggings and a bun energy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__note\"\u003eModel is a size small wearing a size XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__sizelead\"\u003eStart with the first column. Measure around the fullest part of your chest and pick the size that covers it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eFits Chest\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eChest Width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody Length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e34 to 36\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e38 to 40\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e42 to 44\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e46 to 48\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e50 to 52\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e54 to 56\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__sizenote\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFits chest\u003c\/strong\u003e is your own measurement, taken around the fullest part with a tape. Everything after it is the sweatshirt laid flat, in inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChest width\u003c\/strong\u003e is armpit to armpit. \u003cstrong\u003eBody length\u003c\/strong\u003e is shoulder to hem. \u003cstrong\u003eSleeve\u003c\/strong\u003e runs from the center back neck to the cuff, which is why that number looks long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEasiest check: lay a sweatshirt you already love flat, measure armpit to armpit, and match it to the chest width column. Pre-shrunk, so the fit stays where it starts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWomen’s Size Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__sizelead\"\u003eThese are unisex sizes. If you usually shop women’s, here is the easy translation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eOrder This Size\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eIf You Usually Wear\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4 to 6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8 to 10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e12 to 14\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16 to 18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20 to 22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24 to 26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__sizenote\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant it fitted? Order your usual translation above. Want it slouchy and oversized, which is how most people wear this one? Go one or two sizes up from there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFinish\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePre-shrunk, soft to the touch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew fit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eShipping\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eShips from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSizing question or buying as a gift? Email customercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-product-info\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-info__body\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low or line dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAdd Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it once. The stickers say it all day, to everyone, forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop work humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__guarantee\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery sweatshirt is made to order and packed carefully. If yours arrives damaged or incorrect, contact customercare@untamedego.com and our team will help make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReal humans. 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