{"product_id":"make-pedophiles-afraid-again-tee","title":"Make Pedophiles Afraid Again Tee","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO PRODUCT DESCRIPTION --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__call\"\u003eMake pedophiles \u003cspan\u003eafraid again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eLola has had enough. Kids first. 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Body length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Chest width is measured one inch below the armhole. Sleeve length is measured from the center back neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause these are dyed after they are sewn, measurements can vary slightly and still be correct. That same process is what makes them soft.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, heavyweight\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFinish\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGarment dyed for a lived-in finish\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS through 4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrint\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDirect-to-garment (DTG) print for vivid color and a softer, more natural feel that wears into the fabric over time.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eProduction\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMade to order. Allow 3–5 business days for processing before shipment.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eShipping\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eShips from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSizing question or buying as a gift? Email customercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-product-info\"\u003e \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-info__body\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Line dry in the shade. Do not iron directly on the print. 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