I'll Feed All You Fuckers Apron

$34.00
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SHIPPING:

Our candles & gift boxes ship within 2-5 business days.

Ordinarily, items ship within 2-4 business days unless otherwise specified. ( Holiday timeframe is 3-5 days) with possible delays.

Our items are made with tons of care and love. Each item is hand- printed & made to order so we require 2-4 days to process your order. Holiday collections can take 5-7 days to ship. Please keep in mind that during holiday season our processing times can be delayed by 1-3 days. Once we started processing your order we cannot cancel or refund.


(PROCESSING + SHIPPING= DELIVERY)

DELIVERY:
All our items ship from the U.S. For Domestic orders, Packages generally take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping.

Holiday notice- Delivery can take longer during holiday season as carriers are experiencing a high volume of orders, please keep in mind that possible delays can occur. Refunds or returns won’t be processed for orders subject to unforeseen delays.

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: typically can take 15-30 days for delivery. Please remember that on rare occasions, due to customs delays, delivery can be extended to 45-60 days. If you are not okay with this, we ask that you please not order.

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USPS/UPS does NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Untamedego CAN NOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING: You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON-US CUSTOMERS: Please note the buyer (that's you) is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

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All of our items are made with tons of care and love. Quality is extremely important to us. This is why have a 100% quality guarantee on all of our products. If any item is damaged in transit or does not meet your expectation. we promise to replace your order at no cost to you.

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Our team is filled with incredible people that are always willing to help. If it questions about a product or an existing order, Untamedego will help you every step of the way. We promise to reply within 24 hours.

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We want you to feel like a badass that you are. As a result, we offer a 100% guarantee that our products will make you look as cool as you think you are. It's why our high-quality items are always one-of-a-kind with intricate detail and unique design pieces that distinguish them from the rest.

Description

 

Our Apron is the perfect cooking accessory. Lightweight, stylish, and durable. 

This apron features an ultra-durable 7.5 oz. performance twill fabric. The perfect balance between 65% polyester and 35% cotton ensures this apron is durable enough to handle a long work day, while maintaining a desired level of softness and comfort. The precision cut patterns and two-piece slider neck adjustment allow adjustments to be made for ultimate comfort and ease throughout the working day.

High quality 100% Black Cotton/Poly Blend Aprons

(Stain Resistant)

Two Front pockets.  

Size: Straps are very long, so one size fits all.

Care: spot cleaning recommended, or cold water hand wash only. 

 

 

Customer Reviews

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Shay
New favorite!!

Great fabric, washes well & how could you not love/laugh what it says😁😅

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Jeff Berthiaume

Great product

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Tara
Fun stocking stuffer!

Perfect gift for my husband and another close friend. My husband is pictured cooking Christmas dinner. This company has other fun gifts I will buy. 🤣🤣🤣

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Gen Haines
Great quality

The apron is very high quality, as are all the products I have purchased to date. It was a birthday gift and a huge hit - three people ordered their own that day!

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Heather Swenson
Excellent!

Very happy and pleased with the apron. Kids got him a blackstone and I got him the apron. Fits his personality perfectly and he loved it! I'll be back to buy more gifts.

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