I'll Feed All You Fuckers Apron
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Ordinarily, items ship within 2-4 business days unless otherwise specified. ( Holiday timeframe is 3-5 days) with possible delays.
Our items are made with tons of care and love. Each item is hand- printed & made to order so we require 2-4 days to process your order. Holiday collections can take 5-7 days to ship. Please keep in mind that during holiday season our processing times can be delayed by 1-3 days. Once we started processing your order we cannot cancel or refund.
(PROCESSING + SHIPPING= DELIVERY)
All our items ship from the U.S. For Domestic orders, Packages generally take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping.
Holiday notice- Delivery can take longer during holiday season as carriers are experiencing a high volume of orders, please keep in mind that possible delays can occur. Refunds or returns won’t be processed for orders subject to unforeseen delays.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: typically can take 15-30 days for delivery. Please remember that on rare occasions, due to customs delays, delivery can be extended to 45-60 days. If you are not okay with this, we ask that you please not order.
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All of our items are made with tons of care and love. Quality is extremely important to us. This is why have a 100% quality guarantee on all of our products. If any item is damaged in transit or does not meet your expectation. we promise to replace your order at no cost to you.
Our team is filled with incredible people that are always willing to help. If it questions about a product or an existing order, Untamedego will help you every step of the way. We promise to reply within 24 hours.
We want you to feel like a badass that you are. As a result, we offer a 100% guarantee that our products will make you look as cool as you think you are. It's why our high-quality items are always one-of-a-kind with intricate detail and unique design pieces that distinguish them from the rest.
Our Apron is the perfect cooking accessory. Lightweight, stylish, and durable.
This apron features an ultra-durable 7.5 oz. performance twill fabric. The perfect balance between 65% polyester and 35% cotton ensures this apron is durable enough to handle a long work day, while maintaining a desired level of softness and comfort. The precision cut patterns and two-piece slider neck adjustment allow adjustments to be made for ultimate comfort and ease throughout the working day.
High quality 100% Black Cotton/Poly Blend Aprons
Two Front pockets.
Size: Straps are very long, so one size fits all.
Care: spot cleaning recommended, or cold water hand wash only.
Perfect gift for my husband and another close friend. My husband is pictured cooking Christmas dinner. This company has other fun gifts I will buy. 🤣🤣🤣
The apron is very high quality, as are all the products I have purchased to date. It was a birthday gift and a huge hit - three people ordered their own that day!
Very happy and pleased with the apron. Kids got him a blackstone and I got him the apron. Fits his personality perfectly and he loved it! I'll be back to buy more gifts.
Let our customers speak for us
Bought this for my sister and she loved it- got a good chuckle and the white sage & lavender scent is great! Only concern is she is not going to burn it bc she said it was TOO good to use 🤷🏻♀️
My mother-in-law always brings up this story so when I saw the card it was fate! Made this the best Mother's Day!
I saw the mugs on IG and sent it to some friends and one of them surprised gifted it to me because they know how much I love the word Cunt! How could I not? I'm from the UK. Anyway, I absolutely broke down hysterically laughing and couldn't wait to post it on IG, I did (blujewelz). I washed it and when I got home and made a nice cup of tea in it. The weight and quality are great and the large handle is perfect for my large hands. Thanks for making such great products and I know where I'll be spending some of my disposable income
Love giving these mugs to my coworkers! They are a total hit - thank you :)
Love everything I’ve ever purchased from Untamed Ego! Evelyn’s sense of humor mirrors my own and the packaging and item quality is superb
Great quality! Absolutely love this shirt! I want everything on this site!!
This is one of my favorites mugs! It was a perfect addition to my collection from you.
Comfy shirt, love that it’s the perfect amount of oversized for me (I got a small) and the design is the perfect amount of cute and sassy
Wife saw this one while ago and showed me, had to order it.
Got it yesterday from the mail.
I'll use it when i'm starting rebelling against the "lady of the house".
I bought this for my wife for her work. She start to giggling as soon as she opened the box.
Very nice supprise to her.
Got this for my bestie for her birthday. She absolutely loved it. Perfect gift and packaged securely.
We are a big anti-Trump household and laugh all the time at the ridiculous things he says so this was absolutely perfect for my mom! Got a great laugh!
My mom loves this mug! It was a perfect Mothers Day gift and I will definitely be ordering more items from UntamedEgo :)
We all loved this card. The colors and quality and of course dialogue. I will be purchasing many more cards from untamedego. I love the funny ones as well as serious. Great business.
Only problem I have is now I’m going to find as good of a card for next year.
That’s a good problem to have.