I'd Shank A Bitch For You Right In The Kidney Valentines's Day Gift Boxes
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Ever want to give someone a gift they will never forget? Tell them how special they are with a super sweet gift box containing one of our loved candle designs with your choice of scent; choose a box that includes items you'd like, such as a face mask, dark chocolate caramel hearts, sweet yogurt pretzels, and a relaxing Love Bath, wrapped in a personalized gift box for your special someone who deserves the best! Available in several gift sizes and personalized options.
ITEMS TO CHOOSE FROM:
Cupid's bow has struck again! These dark chocolate hearts are bursting with a lovely, toffee caramel center. One bite and you're sure to fall in love (with chocolate, of course!)
Allergens: Processed in a facility that handles dairy, soy, egg, peanut, tree nut (almond, pecan, and brazil nut), and wheat products.
NET WEIGHT: Small - 6.5 oz
Crisp heart-shaped yogurt pretzels covered with red nonpareils — A Valentine's Day Gift that delightfully sweet!
LOVE LETTERS GUMMIES:
XOXO — these lovely gummies are sure to win all the hearts. The sweetest hugs & kisses come in a mix of strawberry, pineapple, and grape gummies.
Diamonds get all the credit, but pearls promise skin radiance. This illuminating mask is infused with antioxidant-rich Pearl extract to protect against free radicals, help skin retain moisture and impart a polished look. Pearl and chamomile extract’s brightening properties improve and balance skin tone to reveal a healthy, naturally illuminated complexion.
- Pearl Extract
- Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract
- Helps diminish dark spots and skin imperfections
- Refines and balances skin texture - Creates an overall luminous complexionCHARCOAL MASK:
Like a magnet, this Charcoal Mask draws out impurities to the skin’s surface, helping to achieve a radiant blank slate. The Charcoal- & Glycolic Acid-enriched formula delivers multi-correctional powers -- cleansing, exfoliating, detoxifying, absorbing oil and tightening stubborn pores. Provide purifying properties to your skin to balance oil and flush out impurities, and expect clear, shine-free skin instead.
- Charcoal Powder
- Glycolic Acid
- Exfoliates the dull surface of the skin
- Mattifies excess oil, while visibly reducing pore size
- Tone and tighten the skin's surface
RED WINE MASK:
Red wine isn’t only soothing for mind and body, it also holds potent benefits for skin. This revitalizing mask is an antioxidant drink for your complexion that tightens and elasticizes for a firm, springy complexion. Allantoin helps moisturize the skin by gently exfoliating and removing dead skin cells to reveal satiny-smooth skin.
- Red Wine Extract
- Blueberry Extract
- Visibly tightens pores and firms sagging skin
- Soothes + conditions skin texture and tone
- A powerful natural and nourishing moisturizer
PINK SUGAR BATH BOMB:
2.5oz = 2.25" Diameter
Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Epsom Salt, Coconut Oil, Phthalate-Free Fragrance, Aqua, Polysorbate 80, FD&C Colorant.
THE LOVE BATH:
Ingredients: organic rose, organic hibiscus, Himalayan pink salt
Let this simple, gentle ritual soothe and cleanse you, body and soul.
- Place satchel into a hot bath.
- Swirl around in water to dissolve salt faster.
- Immerse your beautiful body into water.
- Close your eyes. Inhale in, exhale out, relax.
Keep burning the candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
Every time I pick up my mug it makes my brain stop spiraling off into the dozens of tasks and trials I am facing for my day. I get to bring it back to zero and remember what I really am. Fucking delightful.
I only bought 6 to give out and I already need more!! I know so many delightful people, I guess birds of a feather flock together! 💕Keep up the great work💕
This is a great reusable tumbler. I love it and it always makes me smile.
I burned my last fuck so fast I had to buy another one! I bought it in white sage & lavender again because it’s not overwhelming but just enough, ya know?!
I previously bought a candle for myself in white sage & lavender and it smelled sooo good I had to buy some for my tribe! They loved the scent, as well as the sweet message on the candle “I’d shank a Bitch for you right in the kidney” 🥰 That’s love!
This crew is so comfy and soft, plus the message on the front says it all! Everyone loves when I wear this, it cracks everyone up! Great quality!!
I purchased this ring because I needed a reminder to myself that sometimes we need to just say fuck it. The brand itself suits my attitude 100%. And although the black detailing in the lettering is slowly coming off (I still got the u on the fuck - which is hilarious in itself ), I love it just the same as I did on day one. My fuck it ring is my reminder that we can’t control all aspects of life, and in those situations…. Say fuck it. It is what it is.
10 GOLD STARS x 10.
It’s a perfect way to sarcastically begin my morning! Adorable, good quality and arrived quickly.
I love this candle! Just makes me laugh and smile. The unscented option is a game changer if you can’t tolerate or don’t like fragrance. Amazing customer service , fast delivery!!
Love love love this tee!! So freaking cute I already have so many outfits planned for it 💜
Spot on, I love this! I always say this to my family and friends!
Absolutely love this mug. I sing the tune in my head all this time lol
This candle was given as a gift and the recipient found it hilarious. I also bought myself one so I know it smells delicious. The end.
This is the perfect mug. I got it as a bridal shower gift. I wish I bought one for myself!
This was soooo perfect for my bestie!!! I love your cards for a good laugh always!!! So unique!
Bought this as a gift for one of my best friends. I love it, and she LOVES it. She washed it and poured her iced coffee in it right after opening it. We both love UntamedEgo!!