{"product_id":"id-shank-a-bitch-for-you-right-in-the-kidney-candle","title":"I'd Shank A Bitch For You Right In The Kidney Candle","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO CANDLE PRODUCT DESCRIPTION --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Shopify-safe: native details\/summary accordions; no JavaScript required. --\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .ue-candle-copy {\n    --ue-ink: #111111;\n    --ue-pink: #ff4fa3;\n    --ue-pink-pale: #fff0f7;\n    --ue-yellow: #fff35c;\n    --ue-muted: #444444;\n    max-width: 720px;\n    margin: 0 auto;\n    color: var(--ue-ink);\n    font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n  }\n\n  .ue-candle-copy * {\n    box-sizing: border-box;\n  }\n\n  .ue-candle-copy h2 {\n    margin: 0 0 10px;\n    color: var(--ue-ink);\n    font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Arial, sans-serif);\n    font-size: clamp(26px, 4vw, 38px);\n    font-weight: 900;\n    line-height: 1.08;\n    letter-spacing: -0.025em;\n    text-align: center;\n  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She has already decided whose side she is on, and she decided it years ago. Light it and let her know the feeling is mutual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ue-candle-copy__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12.5 oz glass jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximately 50–70 hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoconut apricot wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-candle-copy__clean\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade Without the Unnecessary Shit.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA cleaner candle made with paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a cotton wick that is free from lead and zinc. No unnecessary extras.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ue-candle-copy__clean-list\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFragrance oils formulated without phthalates\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eParaffin-free coconut-apricot wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead- and zinc-free cotton wick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural wax color with no added dye\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"ue-candle-copy__section-title\"\u003eWhat Customers Say About Our Candles\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-reviews\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"ue-review\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-review__stars\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAmazing!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Candle came perfectly packaged and arrived intact. Beautiful scent, the writing on the candle is a silly perk.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003csmall\u003eJessica · Verified buyer\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"ue-review\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-review__stars\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShould Have Gotten One for Myself!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003csmall\u003eDiane · Verified buyer\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"ue-review\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-review__stars\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect Gift\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003csmall\u003eAlex · Verified buyer\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"ue-candle-copy__section-title\"\u003ePick Your Scent\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-candle-copy__helper\"\u003eSeven fragrances. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-scent\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-name\"\u003eVanilla Bean — Best Seller\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-tease\"\u003eButtercream · Vanilla · Bourbon\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-plus\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-scent-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-tags\"\u003eSweet · Warm · Timeless\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-desc\"\u003eButtery cake and creamy vanilla swirl into soft sugar and a whisper of warm bourbon. A timeless gourmand that feels like home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-note\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eTop\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eButtercream\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eMiddle\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCake, Vanilla\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eBase\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSugar, Bourbon\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-smells\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmells like\u003c\/b\u003ea cake just out of the oven. Buttercream and warm sugar first, then soft vanilla, with a trace of bourbon underneath that keeps it from going flat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-scent\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-name\"\u003eLavender — Customer Favorite\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-tease\"\u003eBergamot · Lavender · Cedar\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-plus\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-scent-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-tags\"\u003eCalm · Herbal · Relaxing · Botanical\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-desc\"\u003eSoft, calming, and effortlessly timeless. Fresh herbal notes and soothing lavender create an atmosphere of relaxation, while gentle woods add warmth and depth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-note\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eTop\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCitrus, Bergamot\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eMiddle\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLavender\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eBase\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCamphor, Eucalyptus, Powder, Cedar\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-smells\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmells like\u003c\/b\u003elavender cut fresh and left to dry. Bergamot and citrus brighten the opening, then it settles into clean herbal calm over powder and cedar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-scent\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-name\"\u003eChristmas Market — New Holiday Scent\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-tease\"\u003eCranberry · Cinnamon · Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-plus\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-scent-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-tags\"\u003eHoliday · Spiced · Sweet · Festive\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-desc\"\u003eTart cranberry and green leaves open bright before warm clove, nutmeg, and cinnamon take over, finishing on praline, coconut, and vanilla.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-note\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eTop\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGreen Leaves, Peach, Cranberry\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eMiddle\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eClove, Nutmeg, Cinnamon\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eBase\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePraline, Coconut, Vanilla\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-smells\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmells like\u003c\/b\u003ea Christmas market after dark. Tart cranberry and green leaves first, then clove and cinnamon, settling into praline, coconut, and vanilla.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-scent\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-name\"\u003ePumpkin Spice — All the Bitches Love This\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-tease\"\u003ePumpkin · Buttercream · Smoke\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-plus\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-scent-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-tags\"\u003eFall · Cozy · Warm · Seasonal Favorite\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-desc\"\u003eWarm spices and creamy pumpkin blend into a rich, inviting fragrance. Pumpkin patches, oversized sweaters, and fresh-baked treats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-note\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eTop\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eClove, Cinnamon, Nutmeg\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eMiddle\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePumpkin, Buttercream\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eBase\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eVanilla, Smoke\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-smells\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmells like\u003c\/b\u003espiced pumpkin cooling on the counter. Clove and nutmeg up front, buttercream and pumpkin in the middle, and a thread of woodsmoke that lingers after the sweetness fades.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-scent\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-name\"\u003eBlack Cherry Velvet\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-tease\"\u003eBlack Cherry · Vanilla · Cedar\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-plus\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-scent-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-tags\"\u003eFruity · Bold · Warm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-desc\"\u003eJuicy black cherry opens sweet and bright before settling into warm vanilla, cedar, and sandalwood. Fruity without smelling like candy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-note\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eTop\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBlack Cherry, Almond, Raspberry\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eMiddle\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eVanilla, Vetiver\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eBase\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCedar, Sandalwood\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-smells\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmells like\u003c\/b\u003edark cherries over warm vanilla. Almond and raspberry brighten the opening before it deepens into cedar and sandalwood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-scent\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-name\"\u003eFresh Linen + Sea Salt\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-tease\"\u003eLinen · Eucalyptus · Moss\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-plus\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-scent-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-tags\"\u003eClean · Calm · Spa Inspired\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-desc\"\u003eCrisp ozone and soft linen blend with cooling eucalyptus and delicate florals. Clean, peaceful, and easy to love in any room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-note\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eTop\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOzone, Linen\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eMiddle\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFreesia, Sea Salt, Eucalyptus\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eBase\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMoss, Powder\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-smells\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmells like\u003c\/b\u003eclean linen drying in salt air. Crisp ozone and eucalyptus up front, softening into freesia, moss, and powder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-scent\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-name\"\u003eGrapefruit + Mangosteen\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-tease\"\u003eCitrus · Mango · Cedar\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-plus\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-scent-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-tags\"\u003eBright · Fruity · Energetic · Cheerful\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-desc\"\u003eJuicy citrus meets tropical sweetness for a fragrance that feels lively and full of energy. Vibrant and playful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-note\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eTop\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOrange, Orange Peel\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eMiddle\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMango, Grapefruit, Peach\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eBase\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCedar, Red Currant\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-smells\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmells like\u003c\/b\u003egrapefruit cut open on a counter. Sharp citrus first, then ripe mango and peach, drying down on cedar and red currant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-candle-copy__recommendation\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBuying It for Her?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVanilla Bean:\u003c\/strong\u003e the easy yes. Warm, familiar, and loved by everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLavender:\u003c\/strong\u003e herbal and calming, for the one who needs the room to settle down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Market:\u003c\/strong\u003e tart cranberry and warm spice finishing on praline and vanilla. The holiday pick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePumpkin Spice:\u003c\/strong\u003e the one everyone recognizes. Warm, spiced, and cozy from September on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack Cherry Velvet:\u003c\/strong\u003e darker and bolder, for someone who likes a little edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFresh Linen + Sea Salt:\u003c\/strong\u003e clean and neutral. Works in any room, in any house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGrapefruit + Mangosteen:\u003c\/strong\u003e bright citrus, for anyone who wants fresh over soft.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"ue-candle-copy__section-title\"\u003eThe Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eWax: Coconut-apricot blend\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eSize: 12.5 oz clear glass vessel\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eBurn Time: Approximately 50–70 hours with proper care\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eWick: Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eFragrance: Phthalate-free fragrance oils\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eProduction: Poured to order in 3–5 business days\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eColor: Natural wax; no added dye\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eMade In the United States\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-info\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-info-name\"\u003eHow It's Made\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-plus\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-info-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a lead- and zinc-free cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-candle-copy__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHoliday heads-up:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every candle is poured to order. Please allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment and order early if you need it by a specific date. Carrier delivery dates are estimates, not guarantees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-candle-copy__gift\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the ride-or-die, the work wife, the sister you picked, and the one who answers the phone at 2am and asks for a location. Give her something that makes her laugh and makes the whole room smell incredible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-info\" style=\"margin-top: 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-info-name\"\u003eCandle Care\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-plus\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-info-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTrim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-candle-copy__guarantee\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery candle is poured to order and packed carefully. If it arrives damaged or something is not right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery with your order number and clear photos. 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