{"product_id":"how-can-i-help-you-fuck-off-mug","title":"How Can I Help You Fuck Off Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eHow can I help you. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eFuck \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003eoff.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eAngry Kitty is offering assistance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 15 oz classic mug where Angry Kitty offers help in the most Angry Kitty way possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. black accent handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eClassic 15 oz Size\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA generous 15 fl oz. Deluxe size of the classic mug. Perfect for coffee, tea, and every hot drink in between.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who has been in customer service for a decade. The best friend who has been rehearsing this exact response for years. The version of you that has definitely thought this today at least twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker who has walked past has stopped to laugh at it and agree with it. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who has worked in customer service for 8 years. They screamed when they opened it. Perfect gift.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Angry Kitty is incredible. Perfect mug for anyone in customer service.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"15 oz is the perfect classic size. Handle is comfortable. Angry Kitty is incredible. My favorite mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my sister who has been in customer service for a decade. She uses it every single day and loves the reactions from customers who read it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that delivers the customer service response nobody gets to give. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  White ceramic with black inside\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  15 fl oz capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Black accent handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe customer service smile. The internal monologue. Angry Kitty delivering both. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Customer Service Response You Wish You Could Give.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eHow can I help you fuck off. Featuring Angry Kitty, the beloved UntamedEgo character who has been giving people the look for years. The customer service response you have been rehearsing in your head every day for years. A generous 15 oz of white ceramic with a bold black inside and black handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly telling the room exactly how helpful you are feeling today. Bold print that says exactly what every service worker has been secretly wishing they could say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that delivers the customer service response nobody gets to give\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has said how can I help you today at least 400 times this week. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend In Customer Service\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have said how can I help you thousands of times through gritted teeth. The ones whose humor is dry and honest in equal measure. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. finally. someone said it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker In Customer Service\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose whole team already understands the internal monologue. The gift that says I know exactly what you want to say and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. 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