{"product_id":"ho-ho-holy-shit-im-not-getting-paid-enough-for-this-shit-ugly-christmas-sweater","title":"Ho Ho Holy Shit I'm Not Getting Paid Enough For This | Funny Office Ugly Christmas Sweater","description":"\u003c!-- ===========================================================\n     UNTAMEDEGO | UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATSHIRT\n     Reusable product description template\n\n     EDIT BEFORE PUBLISHING:\n       [DESIGN NAME]\n       [SHORT DESIGN-SPECIFIC HOOK]\n       [SHORT DRY PUNCHLINE]\n       Fabric composition and size range (check each product's variants)\n\n     OPTIONAL, DISABLED BY DEFAULT:\n       Restock \/ sellout notice (see commented block)\n       Model sizing line (see commented block)\n\n     Do not publish with placeholder text still visible.\n     =========================================================== --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eHo Ho Holy Shit I’m Not Getting Paid Enough for This Shit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eThree roles, one title, and a December that keeps adding to the list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eSaid quietly. Worn loudly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n       True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n       where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003eUgly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is printed, not knitted or embroidered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and showing up slightly less appropriately dressed than everyone else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003eFit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are the most reliable guide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003eCustomers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to wear something underneath, size up one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare it with the garment measurements below.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n           Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003eGarment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement taken around your chest with a tape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design. Follow the garment care label.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003eArrived damaged or received the wrong item? 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