Eat a Dick - Dick in a Box Chocolate by DickAtYourDoor
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Ordinarily, items ship within 2-4 business days unless otherwise specified. ( Holiday timeframe is 3-5 days) with possible delays.
Our items are made with tons of care and love. Each item is hand- printed & made to order so we require 2-4 days to process your order. Holiday collections can take 5-7 days to ship. Please keep in mind that during holiday season our processing times can be delayed by 1-3 days. Once we started processing your order we cannot cancel or refund.
(PROCESSING + SHIPPING= DELIVERY)
All our items ship from the U.S. For Domestic orders, Packages generally take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping.
Holiday notice- Delivery can take longer during holiday season as carriers are experiencing a high volume of orders, please keep in mind that possible delays can occur. Refunds or returns won’t be processed for orders subject to unforeseen delays.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: typically can take 15-30 days for delivery. Please remember that on rare occasions, due to customs delays, delivery can be extended to 45-60 days. If you are not okay with this, we ask that you please not order.
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All of our items are made with tons of care and love. Quality is extremely important to us. This is why have a 100% quality guarantee on all of our products. If any item is damaged in transit or does not meet your expectation. we promise to replace your order at no cost to you.
Our team is filled with incredible people that are always willing to help. If it questions about a product or an existing order, Untamedego will help you every step of the way. We promise to reply within 24-48 hours.
We want you to feel like a badass that you are. As a result, we offer a 100% guarantee that our products will make you look as cool as you think you are. It's why our high-quality items are always one-of-a-kind with intricate detail and unique design pieces that distinguish them from the rest.
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The Original Chocolate Penis Prank. This is exactly what you have been searching for, we promise. It's the real Dick in a Box that the Lonely Island Boys wish they had
Back in 2016, we were just a couple of 20 somethings making funny dick jokes and melting chocolate in a small kitchen. Looking back, we had no clue where we were going or what this would be. Nonetheless, here we are and now we are better than ever. Seriously.
We've double the size of the chocolate by weight and dimensions (girth baby), added new flavors, and given you all the options you need to give the best gift of all time.
In as little as two minutes, you can order the funniest and most confusing gift in the world.
Following the steps make this as easy as you want.
Step 1: Choose your Box - Pick from the original boxes or jump in on the new surprise and thinking of you boxes. Maybe you have a birthday party you need to upset? We got that too
Step 2: Add a Message - Not a requirement, but a prank gift is always funnier when there is an equally
Looking for a unique and delicious treat that's sure to surprise and delight? The "Eat a Dick" chocolate is just what you need! Handmade in California, this intricately crafted chocolate weighs almost 1/2 a pound and features incredible detail that will leave the recipient both confused and laughing.
Crafted from the finest quality vegan ingredients, this chocolate is not only visually impressive but also incredibly delicious. Each bite is a sensory delight, with the perfect balance of sweetness and rich, decadent chocolate flavor. These girthy gals are guaranteed to make the party really pop.
But the "Eat a Dick" chocolate is not just any chocolate. It's also the perfect tool for an anonymous mail prank! Imagine sending this to a friend or co-worker, with no return address or indication of who sent it. The shock and laughter on their face when they open it will be priceless!
This chocolate is perfect for a variety of occasions. Maybe you want to prank a co-worker who's been getting on your nerves, or send it anonymously to a friend who could use a good laugh. Or perhaps you want to surprise your significant other with an unexpected and unique gift. The possibilities are endless especially when each "package" is packaged as a luxury gift. They will never see it coming.
So why wait? Order the "Eat a Dick" chocolate today and experience the unique blend of humor and decadence that only this vegan chocolate can offer. And if you're feeling mischievous, consider sending it as an anonymous mail prank – the laughs will be well worth it!
I absolutely love my shirt!! Thank you for your creativity!!
Amazing quality!!! Absolutely love UntamedEgo!!! Love love love !!!
I love these soo much. Everyone loved them and had a great laugh. Highly recommend
This sweater is a perfect quality sweater, and it is warm as well. I really like the design, quality, and fit. Customer service is A1, as well. Thanks for the good experience.
Cute and perfectly oversized for me (I ordered XL when my usual size is S)
Such a fun gift for a friend who absolutely loved it!
Going to be a gift. Scent spiced vanilla is really nice. She's going to love it. Packaged great.
I ordered this shirt and came within a week. I got SOO many compliments and fair enough because it was TOO cute! 10 out of 10!
Love this mug!
Love the quality and the packaging was really cute. Big fan of the mug being larger in size and a little heavier than classic styles, so it doesn’t feel delicate or easy to knock over in day to day chaos.
Got so many compliments!! Great quality 💓
Great little covered mug! Love the feeling I get when I pull it out of the cabinet and while time I'm using it!
I wear this to the gym and it’s perfect for a conversation starter
Definitely a head turner but for all the good reasons
Gave it as a gift to my brother in law
And he loves it