{"product_id":"dont-be-sad-youre-making-everyone-uncomfortable-20-oz-jumbo-mug-1","title":"Don't Be Sad You're Making Everyone Uncomfortable 20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #333333; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 8px; font-weight: 500; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\"\u003eDon't be sad. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eYou're making everyone \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003euncomfortable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20 oz mug for the ones who deeply understand this is a joke and would like to laugh about it now please.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20 oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eA full 20 oz. Glossy finish. Sharp print. Because a standard mug was never going to cut it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the friend who deals with everything through dark humor. The best friend who has been laughing at inappropriate things since 2010. The version of you that has definitely thought this exact sentence about someone this week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Obsessed. This is my whole coping mechanism on a mug. Bought two more for friends who would get it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my best friend whose dark humor is her whole personality. They laughed so hard when they opened it. Perfect gift.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Would definitely buy again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20 oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite morning mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Gave this to my sibling who has been coping with dark humor since childhood. They said it was the most understood they have felt in years.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that laughs at the absurdity. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20 oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe worst advice. The best delivery. The mug that acknowledges both. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Worst Advice Ever Given To A Sad Person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eDaily shitstorm survivors club. The worst advice ever given. Attendance is mandatory. The mug is the uniform. A full 20 oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly acknowledging to everyone in the room that you are aware today is going to be like every other day. Bold print that says exactly what needs to be said and requires no further explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that laughs at the absurdity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has been given every unhelpful piece of advice in the book. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend Who Gets Dark Humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the ones who cope with dark humor because that is genuinely how they make it through. The ones whose sense of humor is their whole personality. The ones who saw this and immediately laughed because it is so absurdly bad it loops back to good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker With The Same Dark Humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose whole team is fluent in the same dark humor. The gift that says I know exactly how you cope and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Mystery Sticker Pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe thrill of not knowing is half the point. A curated pack of bold UntamedEgo art lands at your door and you get to discover what you got.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eBest sellers. Fan favorites. Designs not yet released anywhere else. 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