{"product_id":"coordinator-of-the-entire-shit-show-20-oz-jumbo-mug","title":"Coordinator Of The Entire Shit Show 20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eCoordinator. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eOf the entire shit \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003eshow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe most accurate title yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20 oz mug for the ones actually running the show while everyone else takes credit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20 oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20 oz. Glossy finish. Sharp print. Because a standard mug was never going to cut it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who coordinates every family event, every group trip, and every project. The best friend who has been coordinating everyone elses lives for years. The version of you that has already been called this today at least twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker who has walked past my desk has stopped to laugh and immediately agree. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my project manager as a birthday gift. They laughed so loud the whole office heard. Perfect gift for anyone coordinating the chaos.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print has held up through weeks of daily office use.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20 oz is exactly right for coordination-heavy days. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who has been unofficially coordinating our entire department for years. They use it every single day.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that gives credit where it is due. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20 oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe role. The reality. The mug that finally names the job. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Title That Actually Fits The Job Description.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eCoordinator of the entire shit show. The title on the mug will always beat the title on the org chart. The ones actually coordinating know what they do. A full 20 oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle for the coffee that fuels the actual coordination. Perfect for the office, the home office, or wherever the shit show is being coordinated today. Bold print that finally names the job correctly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that gives credit where it is due\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the tired laugh of someone who is currently coordinating four separate shit shows. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Coordinating It All\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who are actually coordinating the entire operation. The ones whose calendars are a mosaic of everyone elses meetings. The ones who saw this and thought yes. finally. accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Coordinates Everything\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk needs this. The one whose team knows they are the reason nothing has completely fallen apart yet. The gift that says I see everything you coordinate and I appreciate it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. 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