{"product_id":"fa-la-la-la-fuck-this-shit-christmas-glass-candle","title":"Fa La La La Fuck This Shit Christmas Glass Candle","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO CANDLE PRODUCT DESCRIPTION --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Shopify-safe: native details\/summary accordions; no JavaScript required. --\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .ue-candle-copy {\n    --ue-ink: #111111;\n    --ue-pink: #ff4fa3;\n    --ue-pink-pale: #fff0f7;\n    --ue-yellow: #fff35c;\n    --ue-muted: #444444;\n    max-width: 720px;\n    margin: 0 auto;\n    color: var(--ue-ink);\n    font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n  }\n\n  .ue-candle-copy * {\n    box-sizing: border-box;\n  }\n\n  .ue-candle-copy h2 {\n    margin: 0 0 10px;\n    color: var(--ue-ink);\n    font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Arial, sans-serif);\n    font-size: clamp(26px, 4vw, 38px);\n    font-weight: 900;\n    line-height: 1.08;\n    letter-spacing: -0.025em;\n    text-align: center;\n    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Light it, let the house smell like the holidays, and keep the rest to yourself until January. Hand-poured in the USA with a coconut-apricot wax blend—and giftable without another boring bath set in sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ue-candle-copy__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12.5 oz glass jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximately 50–70 hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoconut apricot wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-candle-copy__clean\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade Without the Unnecessary Shit.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA cleaner candle made with paraffin-free coconut-apricot wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a cotton wick that is free from lead and zinc. No unnecessary extras.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ue-candle-copy__clean-list\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFragrance oils formulated without phthalates\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eParaffin-free coconut-apricot wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead- and zinc-free cotton wick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural wax color with no added dye\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"ue-candle-copy__section-title\"\u003eWhat Customers Say About Our Candles\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-reviews\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"ue-review\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-review__stars\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAmazing!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Candle came perfectly packaged and arrived intact. Beautiful scent, the writing on the candle is a silly perk.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003csmall\u003eJessica · Verified buyer\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"ue-review\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-review__stars\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShould Have Gotten One for Myself!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“I grabbed this candle for a friend's bday gift. When it got here and I opened the box, I immediately regretted only getting one LOL. The scent is AMAZING and the candle is so well made. Do yourself a favor and snag a lot of these for yourself and others :)”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003csmall\u003eDiane · Verified buyer\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"ue-review\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-review__stars\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect Gift\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Candle was perfect gift for my friend. The smell is amazing!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003csmall\u003eAlex · Verified buyer\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"ue-candle-copy__section-title\"\u003ePick Your Scent\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-candle-copy__helper\"\u003eFour holiday fragrances. Tap a scent to see exactly what it smells like.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-scent\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-name\"\u003eFraser Fir — Holiday Favorite\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-tease\"\u003eCypress · Evergreen · Amber\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-plus\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-scent-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-tags\"\u003eEvergreen · Fresh · Holiday\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-desc\"\u003eBright citrus and rich woods create something both invigorating and comforting. A snow-covered forest of towering evergreens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-note\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eTop\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCypress, Lemon Peel\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eMiddle\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eEvergreen, Cedar\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eBase\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFir, Amber, Moss\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-smells\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmells like\u003c\/b\u003ea fresh cut tree brought inside. Cypress and lemon peel at first, then deep evergreen and cedar over amber and moss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-scent\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-name\"\u003eVanilla Bean — Best Seller\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-tease\"\u003eButtercream · Vanilla · Bourbon\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-plus\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-scent-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-tags\"\u003eSweet · Warm · Timeless\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-desc\"\u003eButtery cake and creamy vanilla swirl into soft sugar and a whisper of warm bourbon. A timeless gourmand that feels like home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-note\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eTop\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eButtercream\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eMiddle\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCake, Vanilla\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eBase\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSugar, Bourbon\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-smells\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmells like\u003c\/b\u003ea cake just out of the oven. Buttercream and warm sugar first, then soft vanilla, with a trace of bourbon underneath that keeps it from going flat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-scent\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-name\"\u003eCranberry Woods\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-tease\"\u003eCranberry · Cinnamon · Fir\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-plus\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-scent-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-tags\"\u003eHoliday · Cozy · Festive · Winter Cabin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-desc\"\u003eBright berries and warm spices create an uplifting opening before settling into evergreen woods and soft vanilla comfort. Nostalgic and instantly welcoming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-note\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eTop\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRed Currant, Cinnamon, Cranberry\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eMiddle\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBlack Currant, Green Leaves\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eBase\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eVanilla, Fir, Pine\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-smells\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmells like\u003c\/b\u003ecranberries simmering near a fire. Tart berry and cinnamon at first, then green leaves, settling into soft vanilla over fir and pine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-scent\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-name\"\u003eBalsam \u0026amp; Cedar\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-scent-tease\"\u003eSmoky Woods · Moss · Incense\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-plus\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-scent-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-tags\"\u003eDark Woods · Smoky · Earthy · Incense\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-scent-desc\"\u003eFresh eucalyptus awakens the senses while cedar, moss, and bayberry create an earthy heart layered with warmth. Grounded by fir, patchouli, and incense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-note\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eTop\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eEucalyptus\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eMiddle\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCedar, Moss, Bayberry\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eBase\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFraser Fir, Patchouli, Incense\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-smells\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmells like\u003c\/b\u003ea cabin with the fire going. Eucalyptus lifts the opening, then cedar, moss, and bayberry settle into fir, patchouli, and a thread of incense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-candle-copy__recommendation\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBuying It as a Gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFraser Fir:\u003c\/strong\u003e the classic Christmas-tree scent. Fresh, bright, and unmistakably the season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVanilla Bean:\u003c\/strong\u003e the safest choice if you are not sure. Warm, familiar, and hard to get wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCranberry Woods:\u003c\/strong\u003e the cozy holiday choice. Tart berries, warm spice, and soft evergreen woods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBalsam \u0026amp; Cedar:\u003c\/strong\u003e the darker one. Smoky woods, moss, and incense with none of the sugary holiday sweetness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"ue-candle-copy__section-title\"\u003eThe Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eWax: Coconut-apricot blend\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eSize: 12.5 oz clear glass vessel\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eBurn Time: Approximately 50–70 hours with proper care\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eWick: Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eFragrance: Phthalate-free fragrance oils\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eProduction: Poured to order in 3–5 business days\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eColor: Natural wax; no added dye\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eMade In the United States\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-info\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-info-name\"\u003eHow It's Made\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-plus\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-info-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach candle is poured to order in small batches using a coconut-apricot wax blend, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and a lead- and zinc-free cotton wick. Because every candle is made by hand, slight variations are completely normal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-candle-copy__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHoliday heads-up:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every candle is poured to order. Please allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment and order early if you need it by a specific date. Carrier delivery dates are estimates, not guarantees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-candle-copy__gift\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Gift Nobody Has to Pretend to Like\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor Secret Santa, the office exchange, the friend hosting everyone again, or the mom doing all of it while everyone asks what they can bring. She has enough bath sets. Give her something that makes her laugh and makes the whole house smell incredible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-info\" style=\"margin-top: 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-info-name\"\u003eCandle Care\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-plus\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-info-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTrim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before every burn. On the first burn, allow the wax to melt evenly toward the edges. Keep the wax clear of debris, place the candle on a heat-safe surface, and never leave it burning unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-candle-copy__guarantee\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery candle is poured to order and packed carefully. If it arrives damaged or something is not right, email customercare@untamedego.com within seven days of delivery with your order number and clear photos. Real people from a women-owned small business will help make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"FRASER FIR - HOLIDAY FAVORITE","offer_id":50556656189688,"sku":"PMH91-GLO-NO-FF.1867284","price":24.74,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"VANILLA BEAN - BEST SELLER","offer_id":50556656222456,"sku":"PMH91-GLO-NO-VAN.1867289","price":24.74,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"BALSAM \u0026 CEDAR","offer_id":50556656255224,"sku":"PMH91-GLO-NO-BC.1867287","price":24.74,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"CRANBERRY WOODS","offer_id":50556656287992,"sku":"PMH91-GLO-NO-CW.1867288","price":24.74,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/CW-FALALA.jpg?v=1789855380","url":"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/en-fr\/products\/fa-la-la-la-fuck-this-shit-christmas-glass-candle","provider":"UntamedEgo LLC.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}