{"product_id":"dont-be-a-cuntasaurus-20-oz-jumbo-mug","title":"Don't Be A Cuntasaurus 20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eDon't be a cuntasaurus. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe prehistoric species of \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003ecunt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eA whole ancient species.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug for the ones who love a good wordplay and a stronger warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. 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That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who is collecting the whole Don't Be A series. The best friend who has been inventing creative insults for years. The version of you that has already thought of at least two people who qualify today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Obsessed with the wordplay. Bought this for myself and I am now collecting the whole Don't Be A series. Best gift I have given myself.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my best friend who is a paleontology nerd and has zero patience for annoying people. They laughed so hard they cried.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Would definitely buy again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My new favorite mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Gave this to my sibling who now owns three mugs in the Don't Be A series. They laughed for a solid minute at the wordplay.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that adds another species to the record. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe insult. The paleontology. The word that has been around since the beginning of time. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Mug That Names The Oldest Species Of All.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eDon't be a hippotwatamus. A hippopotamus of a twat. The largest species in the whole family. A word that had to be invented because nothing else was strong enough. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly naming the entire situation. Bold print that says exactly what needs to be said and follows through completely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that adds another species to the record\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh out loud. They immediately think of the exact ancient species specimen they know personally. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend Who Adds Species To The Bestiary\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who love a creative wordplay with a prehistoric twist. The ones whose vocabulary is legendary and constantly expanding. The ones who saw this and immediately texted it to the group chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Deserves This Set\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose team already knows the whole bestiary. The gift that says I understand you and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. 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