{"title":"Office Humor 20 oz Mugs","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"excel-lent-at-my-job-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"Excel-Lent At My Job Jumbo 20oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eExcel-lent at my job. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe spreadsheet \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003epun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe self-assessment is complete.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug for the ones who are quietly running the entire company from a spreadsheet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who has genuinely mastered Excel. The best friend who runs their entire household off a color-coded spreadsheet. The version of you who takes quiet pride in your formulas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and my whole team laughed. Now everyone in the office wants one. Best mug I own.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my coworker who lives and breathes Excel. They laughed so loud the whole office heard. Perfect gift for anyone in finance.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print has held up through weeks of daily office use.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right for long meeting days. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who runs three departments through one spreadsheet. They use it every single day and love the reactions.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that gives the compliment for you. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eA spreadsheet pun. A performance review in mug form. Both are true. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Self-Assessment Nobody Else Was Going To Write.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eExcel-lent at my job. A pun. A performance review. A confident statement of fact. All at the same time. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly informing the entire office that you built the pivot table that runs the department. Bold print that says exactly what the yearly review should have said.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that gives the compliment for you\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has been carrying the whole spreadsheet for years. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Who Built The Pivot Table\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who are quietly running the entire company through a spreadsheet nobody else understands. The ones who love a well-placed pun. The ones who saw this and thought yes. finally. some recognition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Deserves The Compliment\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk needs this. The one whose team knows they are the reason the reports come out on time. The gift that says I see your VLOOKUPs and I appreciate them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Compliment You Would Not Give Yourself. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eYou Are Welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug that gives the compliment nobody was going to give. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a message that says exactly what the performance review should have said. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh, feel deeply seen, and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50063564505336,"sku":"19057400404871504867","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/FUNNY-OFFICE-MUG-EXCEL-LENT-AT-MY-JOB.png?v=1785281308"},{"product_id":"dumbest-way-possible-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"Dumbest Way Possible Jumbo 20oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #333333; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 8px; font-weight: 500; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\"\u003eYes, let's do it. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe dumbest way \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003epossible.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eBecause it is easier for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug that says what you have been thinking all week in every single meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the friend who deals with this at work every single day. The best friend who has been rehearsing this exact phrase for months. The version of you that has definitely thought this in a meeting this week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and now every coworker who walks past my desk stops to read it and laughs. Best gift I have ever given myself.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my coworker who has been complaining about the same broken process for six months. They laughed so loud the whole floor heard.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print has held up through weeks of daily office use.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right for meeting days. Handle is comfortable. Bold print that reads clearly. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who has been trapped in the same meeting cycle for months. They use it every single day and it gets compliments constantly.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that says the thing you cannot. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe passive aggressive response of the year. Now on a mug. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Response You Have Been Rehearsing In Your Head All Quarter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eYes lets do it the dumbest way possible because its easier for you. The subtle rage. The office diplomacy. The exact phrase you cannot say out loud in a meeting but absolutely can drink out of. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly making a point in every meeting. Bold print that says what you have been thinking without you having to open your mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that says the thing you cannot\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has been on a call about the same thing for six months. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Who Has Been In The Meeting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have been on the call about the same broken process for months. The ones whose humor is dry and passive aggressive in equal measure. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. someone gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Understands\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose whole team already knows they are on the same page. The gift that says I have been in the meeting too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"display: inline-block; background: #ff4fa3; color: #ffffff; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .08em; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none; padding: 14px 32px; border-radius: 999px;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; color: #888888; margin: 0; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Passive Aggressive Response Of The Year. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.1; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eYou Have Been Waiting To Say This.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0 0 16px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones who have been rehearsing the perfect passive aggressive response for months. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a message that says what the meeting will not let you say out loud. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #cccccc; margin: 0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50063610315000,"sku":"12205650777310244503","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jul_28_2026_03_57_09_PM.png?v=1785279441"},{"product_id":"none-of-your-emails-are-finding-me-well-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well Jumbo 20oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #333333; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 8px; font-weight: 500; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\"\u003eNone of your emails. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0; padding: 0; text-align: left;\"\u003eAre you finding me \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003ewell\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003ePlease stop asking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug for the ones who have been running out of polite email openers since March.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. 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Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. 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That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the friend who lives with permanent inbox anxiety. The best friend who has been meaning to reply for weeks. The version of you that has been replying to the same email in your head for six days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker who has walked past my desk has stopped to read it and laughed. Best mug I own.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who has been drowning in emails for months. They laughed so loud the whole office heard. Perfect gift.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print has held up through weeks of daily office use. Perfect.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right for meeting-heavy days. Handle is comfortable. Bold print. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my manager who has been apologizing for late replies for three years. They use it every single day and love the reactions.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that answers the email for you. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe most honest response to every email ever received. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Response You Wish You Could Actually Send.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eNone of your emails are finding me well. Every single one is finding you unwell, actually. This is the emotional truth of your entire inbox on one mug. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly delivering the message to whoever needed to hear it in the meeting today. Bold print that acknowledges what every reply email has been secretly wishing you could say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that answers the email for you\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone whose inbox has been unread since Tuesday. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One With 400 Unread Emails\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the ones whose inbox has been at bankruptcy levels for years. The ones whose humor is dry and honest in equal measure. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. finally. someone said it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Feels This\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk needs this like water. The one whose team already knows they are three weeks behind on replies. The gift that says I understand you completely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"display: inline-block; background: #ff4fa3; color: #ffffff; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .08em; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none; padding: 14px 32px; border-radius: 999px;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; color: #888888; margin: 0; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Reply Nobody Sends. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.1; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eYou Have Been Waiting To Say This.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0 0 16px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones whose inbox anxiety is a lifestyle. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a truth that every email reply has been dying to say. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eBut if you are here, you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #cccccc; margin: 0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50063719825656,"sku":"38751389842310178474","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jul_28_2026_03_29_27_PM.png?v=1785277781"},{"product_id":"work-bestie-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"Work Bestie Jumbo 20oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #333333; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 8px; font-weight: 500; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\"\u003eWork bestie. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe reason work is \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003ebearable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe definition speaks for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug for the person who makes going to work worth it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the coworker who has been going out to lunch with you every week. The best friend at work who has weathered every reorg with you. The person you send eye roll emojis to during every all-hands meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my work bestie of 5 years and they cried a little. Best gift I have ever given at the office.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who is leaving for a new job. They cried when they read the definition. Perfect goodbye gift.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is sharp. Perfect gift for a work friend.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My work bestie loves it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie for their birthday. They use it every single day and told me it is their favorite thing on their desk.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that says everything you never say out loud. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe eye rolls. The snacks. The lunch. Officially recognized. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Best Friend Every Job Actually Needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eWork bestie. That special person who makes work bearable. A coworker you mainly communicate with through eye rolls and sarcasm. The one who always goes out to lunch with you, stashes the best snacks, and is willing to grab coffee. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. The perfect gift to say I would not survive this place without you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that says everything you never say out loud\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They immediately look at you and start laugh crying because they know exactly who they are. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Work Bestie Who Deserves This\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the coworker who has been getting you through Mondays for years. The one who saved you a seat in the meeting. The one whose snack drawer has kept you fed through every hard week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Whose Snack Drawer Kept You Alive\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk needs this. The one who has kept the string cheese and pretzels flowing since day one. The gift that says I would not have made it this long without you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"display: inline-block; background: #ff4fa3; color: #ffffff; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .08em; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none; padding: 14px 32px; border-radius: 999px;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; color: #888888; margin: 0; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eShe Made Work Bearable. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.1; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eYou Are Her Favorite Coworker Too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0 0 16px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThis is the mug that says everything you have been meaning to tell your work bestie for years. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a definition that finally puts it in writing. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh, tear up a little, and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #cccccc; margin: 0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50063727165688,"sku":"34173405710406600638","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/work-bestie-mug.png?v=1785279327"},{"product_id":"corporate-email-lingo-mug-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"Corporate Email Lingo Mug Jumbo 20oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eCorporate email lingo. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eOfficially \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003etranslated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe dictionary you actually needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug that translates every corporate email into what it actually means.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend in HR. The best friend who lives in Outlook. The coworker who has typed per my last email at least three times this week alone. The version of you that has been fluent in this language for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker who has walked past has stopped to read every translation. My whole team wants one.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my coworker who has typed per my last email at least a hundred times this year. They laughed at every single translation.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Perfect for anyone who lives in Outlook.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right for meeting-heavy days. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie in HR. They use it every single day and their whole team asks about it in every meeting.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that translates the whole inbox. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe passive aggression. The politeness. The translation. All on one mug. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Cheat Sheet Every Office Worker Deserves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eCorporate email lingo translated. Per my last email. Just circling back. Bumping this up. Every polite phrase paired with what it actually means. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly educating everyone in the meeting about what your emails have really been saying. Bold print packed with the corporate translations every office worker needs on their desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that translates the whole inbox\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read the whole list. They laugh at every single translation. They text photos to at least three coworkers. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Fluent In Corporate\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones fluent in polite corporate rage. The ones who have written per my last email a hundred times this quarter. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. every single translation. accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Sends Perfect Emails\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose polite emails have been carrying secret meanings for years. The gift that says I have translated every one of your emails and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Cheat Sheet Was Overdue. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eYou Have Been Fluent In This Language For Years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug that translates the whole inbox. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and the translations every office worker has been mentally noting for years. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh out loud and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50066431082744,"sku":"15813794322249371254","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/corporate-email-mug.png?v=1785284075"},{"product_id":"i-hope-this-email-finds-you-before-i-do-angry-kitty-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do Angry Kitty Jumbo 20 oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eI hope this email. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eFinds you before I \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003edo.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eAngry Kitty is not amused.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug where Angry Kitty finally gets to send the email he has been drafting all quarter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who has typed I hope this finds you well hundreds of times through gritted teeth. The best friend who has been drafting angry emails in her head for years. The version of you that has almost hit send on the honest version this week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker who has walked past my desk has stopped to read the whole thing. Best mug I have ever bought.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who has been sending polite corporate emails through gritted teeth for years. They screamed when they opened it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Angry Kitty on the front is exactly what makes it perfect. Great for the office.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right for meeting-heavy days. Handle is comfortable. Angry Kitty is incredible. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my sister who has been drafting angry emails in her head since 2019. She uses it every single day and love the reactions.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that writes the email nobody sends. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe polite opener. The furious sign off. Angry Kitty at the center of it all. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Email You Wish You Could Actually Send.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eI hope this email finds you before I do. Featuring Angry Kitty, the beloved UntamedEgo character who has been giving people the look for years. The polite email opener flipped into a threat with Angry Kitty backing every single word. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly warning the room about your current state of professional patience. Bold print that says exactly what every reply email has been secretly wishing you could say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that writes the email nobody sends\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has been rehearsing this exact email in their head all week. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One With The Perfect Email Voice\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have mastered the polite corporate opener while quietly plotting revenge. The ones whose humor is dry and honest in equal measure. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. that is my inbox energy exactly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Is Running Out Of Patience\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose team already knows the polite tone is barely holding. The gift that says I see the emails you are drafting and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Email That Finds You Well. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAngry Kitty Approves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug where Angry Kitty finally gets to send the email he has been drafting. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and the UntamedEgo character everyone knows front and center. 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