{"product_id":"relax-i-have-a-spreadsheet-for-that-20-oz-jumbo-mug","title":"Relax I have A Spreadsheet for that 20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eI have a spreadsheet for \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003ethat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eEverything is already tracked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug for the ones who are quietly running the entire company from a spreadsheet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the friend who runs her entire life off a color-coded spreadsheet. The best friend who planned her wedding on a Gantt chart. The version of you that has genuinely made a spreadsheet to compare mugs before purchasing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker who has walked past has laughed and immediately agreed. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my project manager who has a spreadsheet for absolutely everything. They laughed so hard when they opened it. Perfect gift.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Perfect for anyone with a color-coded life.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right for long meeting days. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my sister who planned her whole wedding on a Gantt chart. She said this was the most understood she has ever felt.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that confirms she has a system. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe reassurance. The flex. The mug that confirms she has already made a tab for it. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Confidence That Comes With Having A Spreadsheet Ready.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eExcel-lent at my job. A pun. A performance review. A confident statement of fact. All at the same time. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly informing the entire office that you built the pivot table that runs the department. Bold print that says exactly what the yearly review should have said.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that confirms she has a system\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has already made a spreadsheet to track their favorite mugs. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One With A Tracker For Everything\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the ones whose Google Drive is 90 percent spreadsheets and they are proud of it. The ones who make everyone feel calmer just by opening their laptop. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. that is my whole personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Runs On Spreadsheets\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk needs this. The one whose team relies on them to have already tracked it. The gift that says I see your color-coded systems and I bow to them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. 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