{"product_id":"piss-yourself-mothers-day-card","title":"Piss Yourself Mother's Day Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e Looking for a Mother's Day card that's guaranteed to make your mom laugh out loud? Look no further! Our hilarious card reads, \"I would have got you a funny Mother's Day card but at your age, I was scared you might piss yourself.\" It's the perfect way to show your mom you love her and have a sense of humor. Plus, with a message like that, you know it's a card she won't soon forget! Order now and make your mom's day, just make sure she doesn't drink too much coffee before opening it!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis high-quality paper card comes pre-folded, packed in a cello sleeve, and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after a short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flat mailer via USPS First Class.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":43710748590328,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20230306184039480","price":6.11,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/piss-yourself-mothers-day-card-8110947.jpg?v=1777692371","url":"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/en-de\/products\/piss-yourself-mothers-day-card","provider":"UntamedEgo LLC.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}