{"product_id":"merry-christmas-to-the-baddest-bitch-card-funny-holiday-greeting-card","title":"He Sees You When You’re Sleeping and He Said You Snore Like a Pig | Funny Christmas Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eMerry Christmas to the Baddest Bitch\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eThere is one. She knows. Confirm it in writing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eA title, not a joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n    For the friend who walks into a room and changes it, and who has never\n    needed anyone to tell her so.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003eIt is a compliment\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003eMost funny cards roast. This one crowns.\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003eStands on its own\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003eThick enough to prop on a desk without folding over.\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003eRoom to say the part you mean sincerely.\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n  \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-occasion\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 id=\"ue-occasion\"\u003eFor the One Who \u003cem\u003eEarned the Title\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eBesties. Sisters. Work wives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Secret Santa, stocking stuffers, a promotion that landed in December,\n      and the friend you would hand the crown to without a vote.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2\u003eThe Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuantity\u003c\/th\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003eSingle card\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003e5 x 7 inches, folded\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003ePrinted in the United States in small batches\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eInside\u003c\/th\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003eBlank for your own message\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePackaging\u003c\/th\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003eWhite envelope and cello wrap included\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePaper\u003c\/th\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003eMatte premium card\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n    \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eFinish The Package.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2\u003eAdd a Candle\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003eThe card says it once. 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