{"product_id":"dumbest-way-possible-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"Dumbest Way Possible Jumbo 20oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #333333; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 8px; font-weight: 500; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\"\u003eYes, let's do it. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe dumbest way \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003epossible.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eBecause it is easier for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug that says what you have been thinking all week in every single meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the friend who deals with this at work every single day. The best friend who has been rehearsing this exact phrase for months. The version of you that has definitely thought this in a meeting this week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and now every coworker who walks past my desk stops to read it and laughs. Best gift I have ever given myself.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my coworker who has been complaining about the same broken process for six months. They laughed so loud the whole floor heard.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print has held up through weeks of daily office use.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right for meeting days. Handle is comfortable. Bold print that reads clearly. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who has been trapped in the same meeting cycle for months. They use it every single day and it gets compliments constantly.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that says the thing you cannot. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe passive aggressive response of the year. Now on a mug. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Response You Have Been Rehearsing In Your Head All Quarter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eYes lets do it the dumbest way possible because its easier for you. The subtle rage. The office diplomacy. The exact phrase you cannot say out loud in a meeting but absolutely can drink out of. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly making a point in every meeting. Bold print that says what you have been thinking without you having to open your mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that says the thing you cannot\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has been on a call about the same thing for six months. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Who Has Been In The Meeting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have been on the call about the same broken process for months. The ones whose humor is dry and passive aggressive in equal measure. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. someone gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Understands\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose whole team already knows they are on the same page. The gift that says I have been in the meeting too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. 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