{"product_id":"crying-in-the-bathroom-stall-mystery-sticker-pack","title":"Crying In The Bathroom Stall Mystery Sticker Pack","description":"\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 16px 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eCrying in the\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eBathroom stall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em;\"\u003eProfessionally unhinged. The whole genre.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 4px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003e300,000+ people.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: .03em; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eAll said what they meant.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Started off as a joke… now I have them everywhere.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eOlivia T. · Verified\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"I bought one… then came back for five more.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eMegan R. · Verified\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"The designs are so different. I’m obsessed.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eMia D. · Verified\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"They stick to everything and don’t peel.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJake W. · Verified\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"This sticker kept selling out. So happy I got one. Grabbed one for my bestie too.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKayla M. · Verified\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThey come back. Every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold art. Real quality. Zero filler.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 28px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eThe Whole Genre\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eCurated work humor. Hand-pulled from 20+ designs of polite-rage email energy, dumpster-fire-but-functional, and just-barely-employed chaos. No filler. No two packs the same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eWeatherproof\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eWaterproof and UV protected. Rain. Sun. Your chaotic life. These survive all of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eShips From The U.S.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eShips in 2 to 5 business days from the U.S. Free on orders over $50. Buying for someone? Arrives gift-ready out of the box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eBuilt to Last\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003e3 to 4 inch premium vinyl — the perfect laptop, water bottle, planner, Stanley cup size. No peeling. No fading. No cheap feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Urgency line --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ff4fa3; border-radius: 12px; padding: 12px 16px; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003e● These designs are in rotation now. The next pack will pull different ones. No reruns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Collectible signal — cluster moment --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 12px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 24px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .12em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 10px;\"\u003eObsession starts here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eFor the chronically employed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #cccccc; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0;\"\u003eThe polite email you rewrote three times. The Slack you almost sent. The Friday meeting that should have been a resignation. This pack pulls from the entire professionally unhinged universe — emotional support stickers for the daily shitstorm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Pack size selector --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003ePick Your Pack Size\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 6px; font-weight: 600; padding-top: 10px; line-height: 1.5;\"\u003eEmail energy. Slack energy. Dumpster-fire energy. All bold. All professionally unhinged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #444444; margin: 0 0 14px; font-weight: 500; line-height: 1.5;\"\u003eNo duplicates within the same pack. · Best. Gift. Ever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 1px; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .04em;\"\u003eJust A Taste \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003e$22\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #555555; margin: 0 0 2px; font-weight: 500; letter-spacing: .02em;\"\u003e5 Stickers · $4.40 each, vs $4.99 single — \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3; font-weight: 800;\"\u003eyou are saving 12%\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #555555; margin: 0; font-weight: 500; letter-spacing: .02em;\"\u003eDip your toe in. You’ll be back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 14px 12px; background: #ffffff; border-left: 3px solid #ff4fa3;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 3px;\"\u003e★ Most Popular\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 1px; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .04em;\"\u003e10 Stickers \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003e$40\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #555555; margin: 0 0 4px; font-weight: 500; letter-spacing: .02em;\"\u003e$4 each, vs $4.99 single — \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3; font-weight: 800;\"\u003eyou are saving 20%\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #555555; margin: 0 0 4px; font-weight: 500; letter-spacing: .02em;\"\u003eWhere the obsession officially starts. \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eGuaranteed top-seller included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .04em;\"\u003eAdd $10 for free shipping at $50\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb; border-bottom: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 1px; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .04em;\"\u003eGetting Addicted \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003e$72\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #555555; margin: 0 0 2px; font-weight: 500; letter-spacing: .02em;\"\u003e20 Stickers · $3.60 each, vs $4.99 single — \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3; font-weight: 800;\"\u003eyou are saving 28%\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #555555; margin: 0; font-weight: 500; letter-spacing: .02em;\"\u003eThe full work humor collection. Ships free. \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eGuaranteed top-seller included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- The Roster — design list --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Work Humor Roster\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #444444; margin: 10px 0 14px; font-weight: 500; line-height: 1.5; font-style: italic;\"\u003eYour pack pulls from this pool. New designs drop in regularly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 4px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 4px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Emotional Support Co-Worker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 4px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dumpster Fire Response Team\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 4px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Idk I Just Work Here\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 4px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Daily Shitstorm Survivors Club\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 4px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Your Email Finds Me Unwell\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 4px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ I’ll CC You in Hell\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 4px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ All Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning to Work\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 4px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Always Remember That You Are Someone’s Weird Coworker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 4px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ I Hope Your Email Never Finds Me\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 4px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Employed But At What Cost (Angry Kitty)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 4px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ How Can I Help You Fuck Off (Angry Kitty)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 4px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dear Diary (Angry Kitty)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 4px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Certified Yapper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 4px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ People Pleasing Is Over\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 4px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Not a Hugger\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 4px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Hop On Bestie (Struggle Bus)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 4px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Sorry I’m Late I Was Dilly-Dallyin’ (Frog)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 4px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Suck It Up Bitch You Got This\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 4px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ I Hate It Here\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; padding: 8px 0 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0; font-style: italic;\"\u003e+ new work-coded drops added regularly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Collectible black block --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eThis is why people come back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eNo two packs are the same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0;\"\u003eYou let the pack decide. It lands, you tear it open, and you find a fresh combo of professional rage, accidental honesty, and emotional support energy curated to hit. The people who get it, get it immediately. The people who don’t were never the audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e• Want every character? Mystery pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Upsell — Mystery Pack --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eCan’t Choose? Good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe mystery pack pulls from everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eIf this pack is the whole work humor genre, the mystery pack is the whole UntamedEgo universe — every character, every mood, every vibe. Go full sticker goblin. 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